text; un:tangtang

[menaces]

what's up sluts

no seriously I'm looking for people who need chroma and have low standards

i'm not looking for romance or friendship or whatever if it happens great if not we don't have to talk we just have to fuck

i'm male, 30s, no preferences

i've attached a photo of myself and a list of things i won't do, everything else is good just let me know what you want

okay with one night stands or ongoing arrangements

non-sexual moonlacing ok too but i'm going to limit those slots because i live with two dumb romantic introverts and my sister who's like 12 and these fools are going to starve

(the photo is shoulders down, the subject hiking up his shirt one-handed to reveal well toned abs. there's a recently healed scar running horizontal through his stomach, but that's probably not important.
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[menaces]

[ he just stares at his phone a bit like she's gonna catch on all on her own ]

........I'm not going back to the couch.

[ you know, where he was sleeping before he got injured? ]

[firstkissofsteel]

I didn’t have any problems with you sleeping on the couch.

[One can practically hear the shit-eating grin shes got on her face at that.]

[menaces]

When we move, I'm putting your room in the basement where you belong.

[ he's joking, probably ]