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[menaces]

what's up sluts

no seriously I'm looking for people who need chroma and have low standards

i'm not looking for romance or friendship or whatever if it happens great if not we don't have to talk we just have to fuck

i'm male, 30s, no preferences

i've attached a photo of myself and a list of things i won't do, everything else is good just let me know what you want

okay with one night stands or ongoing arrangements

non-sexual moonlacing ok too but i'm going to limit those slots because i live with two dumb romantic introverts and my sister who's like 12 and these fools are going to starve

(the photo is shoulders down, the subject hiking up his shirt one-handed to reveal well toned abs. there's a recently healed scar running horizontal through his stomach, but that's probably not important.
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Comments

[leatherdaddy]

please
you're gonna be eating chroma by way of me wiping the floor with your ass

...

tell you what
you defeat me and I'll call it a well deserved cuddle

wuss.

[menaces]

mm this is gonna be fun
where are you let's go

[leatherdaddy]

don't overthink it
if you're gonna invite disaster the next sanguis moon, you'll need to be on top of your game

...

I just got done at the gym
where do you usually practice?

[menaces]

oh i'll be on top




what's a gym

[leatherdaddy]

are you serious

[ Okay, Gladio is just... ]







gods you're thirsty

[menaces]

and broke!!!
people keep acting like that part's a surprise but we're all in the same situation right??

[leatherdaddy]

[ Don't let Gladio's attitude throw you, Xue Yang. Surely you remember how he looked at you while inspecting those wounds, how he looked the scant vulnerable seconds after you draped your arms around his shoulder after returning his stolen keys... ]

That's not a lie, for once.

[ That's not really a fair statement, but one Gladio feels justified despite his own guilt for his part in their mutual ruse in claiming that it was Song Lan who invited him to that party in a few days. Or the lingering guilt for desiring someone despite acting like he doesn't. ]

Quit playing games. You wanna rumble or roll in the hay?

[menaces]

[ oh he remembers. he's going to take full advantage first chance he gets, which is apparently right now. ]

yes

[leatherdaddy]

[ Gods. ]

[leatherdaddy]

[ He's not going to drop the tough guy act, though. Gomen and stuff. ]

don't bite off more than you can chew, kid
and you never answered my question

[menaces]

which one

[ sorry dealing with xue yang is often like dealing with a toddler who kills people and drinks. he scrolls up to see what he missed. ]

uhhh i still don't know what a gym is
i don't really practice either?
people just attack me and i deal with it
almost died in the park, that was a pretty good open area for a fight
i wonder who had to clean up all the blood