un: stickysticky ( video )

[ninpos]

Hey fellow Moonblessies. [ Yuzuriha doesn't hide the fact that she's in a sour mood this evening, trying to smile and then swiftly giving that up. ] I absolutely hate not being able to get any good sleep. These days I keep having the same few dreams and at first it was all fine and dandy, I could just act like it never happened, but lately they're really trying to dig at me...

[ There's a moment where she looks away from the screen, a little miffed, and then it becomes evident that she's struck with something -- anyone familiar may know this as Yuzuriha's "brain blast". ]

Someone must've put a curse on me! I mean, it'd make sense after because I -- [ Have already made enemies? That's just one dude and she doesn't pay attention to the rest. ] just attract those kinds of people. It's so hard to live when you're just the ideal girl... [ Queue a dramatic sigh, the back of her hand being placed against her forehead as she leans against her couch. ]

All jokes aside I'm bored and would reaaaaaaaaaally love some company right now. Especially since I doubt I'll be sleeping anytime soon, so! [ She clasps her hands together, now focusing in on the camera with a wide grin. ] What kind of dreams wake y'all up in a fuss?

Comments

[ninpos]

geeeeeeeez we're thinking of the exact same kinda people
i'm gonna just assume a count is a rich guy with a lot of land and power right??
we've got something similar called shoguns where i'm from and boy...
this guy really was something else

[ Like the fact that he believes that there's an elixir for immortality at all? He rounds up the most deadliest criminals, has them fight to the death until there's only a number of them standing, and promises that one will receive a pardon for all their crimes if they can find the elixir on some dangerous island.

It's a riot. ]

hey don't get all somewhat depressing here on my post okay
i don't care if you're 20, 30, 50, or nearing 100 you better live out each day to your fullest okay

[alittlesalty]

That's right. Very rich, very powerful, all too ready to abuse it. Seems like that type gets about, eh?

And alas my dear, I may not be the best man to speak to if you want good cheer. Although I can promise you that there's never a dull moment with me. My days tend to be a little too full, if anything. But perhaps there's no such thing as too much adventure.

[Too much of the wrong type, maybe. But some kinds of trouble can be fun.]

[ninpos]

of course not!
and trust me i prefer full days with a lot going on no matter what over boring ones
like sure sometimes it's nice to lie down and view the stars but there's so much to do with the night life
also i'm... kinda what people would call a... troublemaker
i know it surprises me too sometimes haha!!!
it's okay we can be bad buddies yknow
do crimes
(except not really hopefully)

[alittlesalty]

Hah! Two troublemakers, ready and willing to throw themselves into the path of danger!

...except you're right, of course. I'm trying to avoid doing crimes these days. Or at least avoid any further hanging offences.

[ninpos]

oh?

[ SAME HAT!?? But she can't admit that... not now, at least. ]

a couple of the guys i worked with are just like you!
actually one's got one more pardon before he's gonna be tortured for a month straight and fed to the pigs, maybe.
if that's the case we can TOTALLY be best friends!

[alittlesalty]

It sounded for a moment as though they were in for a good time, until you mentioned the pigs.

And oh good, trouble has a way of finding trouble, eh? Which is as it should be.

[ninpos]

don't tell me you're the kind of guy who likes getting hurt or something...
i mean i'm not here to shame but these sort of torture techniques gotta have you in a different mindset to think it feels good

[alittlesalty]

Ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies, my dear.

1/2

[ninpos]

okay

[ninpos]

do you get off to being smacked around?

[alittlesalty]

Well, that's rather direct.

[ninpos]

i'm just curious!

[alittlesalty]

Cheeky, more like. But if you must know, I'm not opposed to it.

[ninpos]

i've been called worse, so 'll take that as a compliment

and listen there's a ton of people here like that! so no need to get shy about it... assuming you're blushin at your phone or whatever

[alittlesalty]

My darling, I never blush.

[He never lies, either...]

But I'll admit I was hoping this would be the kind of place that takes all sorts, as it were.

[ninpos]

uh huh
neither do i

oh?
so you're a self-admitting pervert, too?
i mean at least you're honest about it... i'll applaud you for that

[alittlesalty]

Perhaps I've just spent too long in the wrong kinds of places. Or the right kind, depending on how you look at it.

[ninpos]

well i don't think it's a bad thing considering where we're at
a lot of people wanna act all timid and shy when they're grown adults
like there's nothing bad with saying what you like and getting someone to do it with you~

[alittlesalty]

Well, you know what they say. Don't ask, don't get. Better to make one's intentions clear.

[And he is, in fact, a rather rowdy insistent sub.]

[ninpos]

well i personally think it's real cute that you're so honest!
even if i do have a soft spot for the shy types, guys who'll just tell me what they want and then writhe underneath me hold a special place in my heart too!!

[alittlesalty]

Oh, is that so?

[He's not about to admit to it, but he is rather the type to helplessly writhe.]

[ninpos]

don't get too excited, this IS a public place
and you can take that as an order

[alittlesalty]

[UGH don't you know he's weak to orders.]

Well, if you insist.

[ninpos]

good boy!
keep behaving well and maybe i'll give you a treat

[alittlesalty]

I shall do my level best.