( text | un: jaguar )

[scarcastically]

look @ me, I cracked the code. So. Where do you fit in?

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text | un: demonchef

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scuse yoou my birthday is important
to me

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Sure it is, kiddo.

[satanslash]

are you really gonna tell someone what is and isnt important to them?
jerk move man

[scarcastically]

Sure, I'm the jerk for making birthday posts to everyone in space.

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oh wah

scroll past hipster

i at least offered to give people fried chicken on my birthday

[scarcastically]

Yeah, nothing says quality like chicken.

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my cooking is fucking amazing ok
and fried chicken is a big deal at christmas where im from

[scarcastically]

Really?

No McDonalds?

[satanslash]

theres mcdonalds in japan but from what ive heard its really different than american mcdonalds

kfc has the market on christmas dinners tho

[scarcastically]

Guess fast food wants to be available during holiday season.

[satanslash]

yeah but there's no kfc here so i had to make my own

[scarcastically]

How did it hold up? Taste-wise?

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ill be honest it wasnt perfect but i dont think anyone is ever gonna get it perfect?

BUT

it was really damn good

[scarcastically]

Not bad, kiddo.

Impressive that you made your own food during bday too.

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im 18 im not a kid anymore

i had help for the party so it wasnt too bad

plus i kinda spent a year feeding like 50ish people almost every day

[scarcastically]

for real? then why the fixation on bdays?

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well uh
our birthday is really close to christmas so the monestary we lived at would do a big party for both since we weren't exactly rich and that was the one big thing we had every year

and i missed it last year because i wasn't home and the place i was in was horrible and i didnt have any good way to track days

but i was here for my 18th so it was actually pretty important to me
even without my brother here

[scarcastically]

[ huh. erik couldn't relate much. if he did celebrate, he didn't remember them. ]

So, no family here?

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no
just me
my girlfriend is here but shes from another world
and theres another guy from true cross here but we dont really get along

[scarcastically]

I think that's pretty normal for most people here.

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yeah it was that way back in the other place too
im used to it and honestly if he was here his head would probably explode

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Your brother?

Yeah, I've noticed people cope badly.

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yeah yukio
he like
he doesnt cope
ever
and its gotten him in pretty big trouble back home recently so if he showed up here he would probably have a total breakdown and i dont wanna deal with that shit

[scarcastically]

What would he have a breakdown about?

[satanslash]

uh probably the idea of touching people for money and actually having to act like a fucking human being and not a robot pretending to be a 30 year old businessman
also the whole me being older than him now thing would probably not help any