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[wearingguess]

[ a public post from @1stQadrMargaFan, whom avid prismagram users may know from his wide variety of regularly posted content including but not limited to food pics, fashion selfies, magic tutorials, cat pics, restaurant reviews, nature pics, cryptic nightblogging, and a multi-part video guide to nine of lunatia's cutest dogs (cohosted by inuzuka shino and featuring eight actual dogs and one incredibly fluffy sanguis moonheld): ]

I wish to engage the services of a skilled visual artist or photographer. Chroma is no object, and my schedule is entirely flexible!

(A practitioner of clairvoyance magic with the specific ability to access, extract, display, or otherwise precisely verify or replicate the content of a memory would also be very helpful, though I realize that is a somewhat longer shot.) (Again, chroma would be no object!)
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[ meanwhile, neither immediately before nor after but within the same general time frame, an anonymous post: ]

Is it good or bad to have a big bottom ("fat ass"), and if the latter, exactly how bad is it? Thank you.

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re: anon post, un: 02

[hyperjammer]

Now that's a loaded question. like how big are we talking here?

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

I have no idea how to answer that...
What unit are such things typically measured in?

[ five seconds after this reply is posted, it's deleted; five seconds after that, it's reposted anonymously. nothing happened and nobody saw. ]

[hyperjammer]

[ O...kay. That briefly visible un looked familiar? Like someone who's just posted on the network with a completely different topic type of familiar. But obviously this guy wants to pretend he's still anonymous, so Duo ain't gonna ask (yet).

Besides, the question is a good one. ]

Hm. Well

How many handfuls? You know, approximately.

[wearingguess]

That is entirely dependent on the size of the hands!

[hyperjammer]

Average size hands pal, this ain't rocket science. Help me help you.

[wearingguess]

[ urgh...
time for empirical review ]

Well
I can say that my own hands are
not sufficiently large to
fully... grasp it.
By quite a significant degree.


However, my hands are probably at least somewhat below the median. I am almost certain there are people out there with hands broad enough to do so!!

[hyperjammer]

[ This research is moderately helpful! ]

All right, based on your observations I'm gonna have to conclude that you ain't a fatass, but you may have a little junk in your trunk. which isn't a bad thing!

[wearingguess]

I see...
Thank you for your help.

If you do not mind, please explain the following:

1. The difference between "being a fatass" and "having a fat ass"
2. The precise meaning/connotations of "a little junk in [one's] trunk"
3. The general volume, in handfuls, that would in fact be a bad thing