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[wearingguess]

[ a public post from @1stQadrMargaFan, whom avid prismagram users may know from his wide variety of regularly posted content including but not limited to food pics, fashion selfies, magic tutorials, cat pics, restaurant reviews, nature pics, cryptic nightblogging, and a multi-part video guide to nine of lunatia's cutest dogs (cohosted by inuzuka shino and featuring eight actual dogs and one incredibly fluffy sanguis moonheld): ]

I wish to engage the services of a skilled visual artist or photographer. Chroma is no object, and my schedule is entirely flexible!

(A practitioner of clairvoyance magic with the specific ability to access, extract, display, or otherwise precisely verify or replicate the content of a memory would also be very helpful, though I realize that is a somewhat longer shot.) (Again, chroma would be no object!)
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[ meanwhile, neither immediately before nor after but within the same general time frame, an anonymous post: ]

Is it good or bad to have a big bottom ("fat ass"), and if the latter, exactly how bad is it? Thank you.

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text | un: kishibe

[penpoint]

I potentially can help you. I'm an artist.

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[wearingguess]

Oh, splendid! Do you have experience with portraits?

text; un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

Ah!
Sorry, that was me (Titus Alexius)
(It won't let me delete it)

[penpoint]

I've drawn a lot of traditional art - including portraits, paintings, and so on. What medium were you looking for?

As for the...clairvoyance, I might be able to help with that, too. Were you looking for exact images from memory or for a description of what appeared in the memory?

[wearingguess]

The exact medium is unimportant. It is simply that I have no pictures of those dearest to me from my own world, and I would very much like to.

Exact images. It has been nine months since I last saw them, so I am worried that my recollections may be slightly off... given it would still all be my memories, perhaps it would not work, but I hoped someone with that sort of ability might compare their images to my memories of them from before I arrived here, and in that way ensure their accuracy.

[penpoint]

Ah. Well, I can certainly produce the artwork. What I can see may not be what you're looking for since my ability leans towards revealing in text form, even if it is a pretty complete picture.

[wearingguess]

To be honest, I think it is an incredible coincidence that you happened to have such an ability in the first place! What sort of thing do you normally use it for?

[penpoint]

Inspiration and stories. [ He's trying to make this sound the least sketchy possible: but it is at least a little sketchy considering how frequently he's abused the power ] I'm an artist for a living at home, so it helps.

text | un: simonprime

[theseuschip]

That's awfully risky for a photo op.

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[wearingguess]

Which part?

text; un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

Ah, my apologies, I did not mean to respond anonymously

[theseuschip]

[ wow, anonymous like the butt post that popped up in this rough timeframe. how about that. anyway. ]

The part about letting somebody mess with your memories.

[wearingguess]

[ coincidences sure are weird! good thing they're also 100% meaningless, all the time ]

You mean, if I let someone unscrupulous access them, they might try to alter them while they were at it? Or look too much and discover things I didn't want anyone else to know?

text, un: seashell

[justsomeshrimp]

I am a photographer. I may be able to help.

text; un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

[ HE REMEMBERS TO LOG IN THIS TIME thank god ]

Oh! Fantastic!
Do you have any kind of specialty? What are your normal rates?

[justsomeshrimp]

Travel and landscape mostly.
I did it more as a hobby than a profession but I've been doing it for many years so I would accept just some Chroma produced via handholding if my work is to your liking.
I could send you some examples?

[wearingguess]

I would love to see some examples of your work! And I would be very glad to generate chroma via handholding as well.
Are you open to photography involving posed subjects?
Well, or candids, but in this case the subjects will be at least partially illusory, so it will be at least somewhat staged no matter what

[justsomeshrimp]

[Lobco provides one, two and three.]


These are from my home world.
I would absolutely be open to working with posed subjects.
As for candids as long as everyone involved is aware I can do that as well.

[Illusory subjects? She's quite curious now]

[wearingguess]

They're beautiful! And how wonderful you were able to bring them with you.

Ah, yes. By candid I mean
In motion? Acting natural...
Though, as I said, it's not as though things will exactly be natural anyway.
The kind where the subject is unknowing is what they call a "creep shot," is it not?

re: anon post, un: 02

[hyperjammer]

Now that's a loaded question. like how big are we talking here?

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

I have no idea how to answer that...
What unit are such things typically measured in?

[ five seconds after this reply is posted, it's deleted; five seconds after that, it's reposted anonymously. nothing happened and nobody saw. ]

[hyperjammer]

[ O...kay. That briefly visible un looked familiar? Like someone who's just posted on the network with a completely different topic type of familiar. But obviously this guy wants to pretend he's still anonymous, so Duo ain't gonna ask (yet).

Besides, the question is a good one. ]

Hm. Well

How many handfuls? You know, approximately.

[wearingguess]

That is entirely dependent on the size of the hands!

[hyperjammer]

Average size hands pal, this ain't rocket science. Help me help you.

[wearingguess]

[ urgh...
time for empirical review ]

Well
I can say that my own hands are
not sufficiently large to
fully... grasp it.
By quite a significant degree.


However, my hands are probably at least somewhat below the median. I am almost certain there are people out there with hands broad enough to do so!!