Titus "blob boi" Alexius (
wearingguess) wrote in
prismatica2020-01-27 09:48 pm
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I wish to engage the services of a skilled visual artist or photographer. Chroma is no object, and my schedule is entirely flexible![ meanwhile, neither immediately before nor after but within the same general time frame, an anonymous post: ]
(A practitioner of clairvoyance magic with the specific ability to access, extract, display, or otherwise precisely verify or replicate the content of a memory would also be very helpful, though I realize that is a somewhat longer shot.) (Again, chroma would be no object!)
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Is it good or bad to have a big bottom ("fat ass"), and if the latter, exactly how bad is it? Thank you.

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Ah, yes. By candid I mean
In motion? Acting natural...
Though, as I said, it's not as though things will exactly be natural anyway.
The kind where the subject is unknowing is what they call a "creep shot," is it not?
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[She was able to get her camera back thanks to the Dimensional Orb her villa got during Firalia.]
Specifically candid just means any photography in which subjects are not posed. So being in motion and acting natural do fit as you say--but so does secret photography. Or creep shots.
[The latter is a new term for her, admittedly, and she wonders if it's just lack of knowledge on her part of because Pitch just doesn't acknowledge such photography for what it is]
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Now that you have brought it up, even if somewhat indirectly
Do you think it is creep shot of me to manufacture an image of someone who is not here?
I want so badly to have some way to keep them close, but I cannot exactly ask them whether they mind.
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At the end of the day the only one who can say for absolute sure is the person in question but.
Without their input...
I think it's rather circumstantial and the most important thing is your relationship to this person.
I'm assuming you two are rather close so I think that wouldn't be creepy.
They would likely miss you too.
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And, well
I suppose if they do ever arrive here, and it turns out they minded, I can get rid of the pictures!
Do you have anyone you miss from your home?
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As for myself I miss my family, but I think it would be very difficult for my mother to adjust here.
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For your mother?
Why is that, if I may ask?
(I have very mixed feelings about the idea of my own mother arriving here, as well)
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She is also very, very big and cannot live outside the ocean.
So it would be very alienating for her, and possibly difficult for her to moonlace.
What of yours?
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What form do you take when you aren't being human? Is it also something very large in the ocean?
Mm
Well
It is a little bit complicated
We disagree about something, and things had become rather strained between us as a result.
I do miss her terribly, and yet the idea of actually seeing her is...
Stressful
[ scheherazade wants him to come home and die peacefully like all her other clones, and he wants to collaborate with the leaders of the semi-hostile foreign nation he's in so he can hopefully cheat death and stay with his friends and recklessly adopted sister there in the semi-hostile foreign nation forever!
so, pretty normal parent/sibling problems. ]
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In fact I am quite the opposite. I'm just a shrimp.
I see.
I take it it must be something rather serious, so I hope you can come to a good conclusion.
[Sounds about right! Wait what.]
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a shrimp?
Shrimp as in
the ocean-dwelling crustacean type of shrimp?
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That is correct.
[Shrimps are friends not food]
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I see
I must beg your pardon
I fear this may sound incredibly ignorant... or even offensive
but
Are all shrimps
people?
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If you asked me before I arrived in this place I would have said yes.
Where I come from all of us are people, though many argue otherwise.
Not just shrimp but all animals are people.
Then I came here and all the native animals are incapable of speaking or understanding most speech or critical thinking.
But some seem capable of understanding emotion to some degree.
Many years ago, long, long before my time the animals of my world were like that too, but eventually we evolved.
So I'm still reluctant to categorize animals here as not being people since the same could happen to them.
And that's just to speak of this world.
From the way people talk it seems other worlds are more like this one in that respect.
[How many shrimp have you eaten Titus "high femme teen wizard" Alexius]
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not to mention all the other delicious animals he's consumed over the past two years of his life...!!
what has he done... what has he done ]
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I have a lot to think about...
[ so, so much to think about ]
Anyway
Putting that aside for the moment...
I suppose I would have thought that the mother of a shrimp would also be a shrimp. But that's not the case in your family?
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[It's. weird. But there's been weirder.]
And what of yourself if I may ask?
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I had no idea such a thing existed. How impressive...
My mother and I are
More or less, the same type of being. [ well, they're also more or less the same being. even if titus supposes he's kind of a downgraded version. ] We're both magicians.