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inosuke "pig himbo" hashibira (嘴平 伊之助) ([personal profile] boarishness) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-02-02 11:10 pm

( VIDEO. ) un: AJKSHG

[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]

THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.

[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]

I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!

[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]
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[personal profile] gothard 2020-02-03 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[LET'S...NOT FIGHT IN A REALLY CROWDED PLACE...]

Nah, you know what's a better place for fightin'? The beach. It's way more open, and there's people there that can watch too!

[Not as densely packed...he doesn't know how this guy fights but also he has a feeling that they shouldn't be in town when they do it.]
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[personal profile] gothard 2020-02-06 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh Inosuke you are in for a Good Time if that's the case]

I'll send you the directions, okay? [Can he read them though...] I'll be there waitin' for you in ten minutes.
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[personal profile] gothard 2020-02-06 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[OH, well okay he can do that too.

He'll just give them off verbally, pretend I know exactly where the beach is without having to go look it up-]


You'll hear the waves before you get to it, you can't miss it. Got all that?
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[personal profile] gothard 2020-02-06 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
[Kirishima is fine with waiting. He's sitting in the sand when Inosuke comes flying in like a bat out of hell, swinging his swords around like he doesn't care who or what he might strike with them. He's an interesting guy, for sure...Kirishima can tell a bit easier now that he's seeing him in person that he's maybe? wearing a boar's head and isn't like...a boar-headed person, but with how many animal-headed people come from his world, he can't tell 100% from this distance.

It doesn't matter now, that part is none of his business. He gets up from the sand, dusting himself off before bashing hardened fists together.]


Oi! Inosuke!!

[He didn't tell him his name.]

You ready to fight?
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[personal profile] gothard 2020-02-06 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
[LMAO INOSUKE COME BACK...]

Wh-

[And then he's gone, right into the water...has he really never been to a beach before? He's acting like this is his first time seeing it...EVER.

Kirishima couldn't blame him, if that's the case. The sight makes him laugh...and what the hell, it isn't long before he's pulling off his shirt and plunging in after him, laughing. His pants will be soaked but whatever, he came to the beach expecting to get dirty anyway.]


Dude! What are you doin?
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[personal profile] gothard 2020-02-06 09:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[UH...

Kirishima blinks, standing still in the shallows a bit of a ways from where Inosuke ended up, watching him as he just stands there with his arms at his sides, staring into the distance beyond the farthest reaches of the sea...]


It's uh...pretty, huh?

[And definitely very big.]
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[personal profile] gothard 2020-02-07 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
[This is...the same guy he was talking to over the network, isn't it?

It is...right?]


It, uh. Really is. I stay trainin' until sunset sometimes.
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[personal profile] gothard 2020-02-07 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Lmao well shit.]

U-uhh...good for you, man! Though you might wanna be a little, uh...lenient, on people...not everybody comes to the beach to train too, yaknow?

[It's Free Real Estate]

It's pretty, but mostly it's big. And there's nothin' you could accidentally break out here other than rocks n' stuff.
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[personal profile] gothard 2020-02-07 05:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Sharp Teeth"? That's a new one! Guess it's a step up from Shitty Hair...

[Kirishima snorts, starting to slowly get a feel for the way this guy operates. IE, as chaoticly as possible.]

Okay, so is that what we're doin' now? Or did you still wanna fight after? Cause either way, I'm gonna win.
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[personal profile] gothard 2020-02-11 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, really wasting no time huh...

Kirishima smirks, taking a deep breath of his own before he plunges into the water after Inosuke, crossing his legs Indian-style as he hardens the rest of his body so he'll sink more easily to the bottom of the shallows. It's...probably a bit alarming, actually? Normal people don't just sink like that after all, but here Kirishima is having struck the sand long before Inosuke, even though he went under first.]
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[personal profile] gothard 2020-02-11 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[YEAH NAH...Kirishima has a hard body, but no iron lung. He's able to stay down there for maybe two minutes tops before he has to get back out again, exploding to the surface with a gasp of air...only to find that Inosuke is still down there.

And he, uh. Stays...down there. For a really, really long time...

Kirishima would be worried if it weren't for the fact that he can see Inosuke at the bottom since they're still so near the shallows. And he knows plenty of people with Quirks that could allow them to do things like this, like Tsuyu for example....so he decides to just wait, taking it upon himself to rescue Inosuke's boar head for him, sitting in the sand with the thing in his lap. Now he knows it's a mask, anyway.]


You sure did, bro! That was amazing!
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[personal profile] gothard 2020-02-11 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh shit]

Oh, sorry!

[He lets go of the head, but it's still in his lap.]

I mean, it was startin' to wash away with the waves, so...I figure you didn't want it to get lost, yeah?
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[personal profile] gothard 2020-02-21 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
U-uuhhh- would you rather I let it float away?!

[Cause that's the only other alternative, here, and he's pretty sure Inosuke would be sad to lose it.]

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