inosuke "pig himbo" hashibira (嘴平 伊之助) (
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prismatica2020-02-02 11:10 pm
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[ The feed clicks on to reveal the device face up and sitting on the floor, facing the ceiling of an apartment. What pans into view is what seems to be the head of a deceased boar sitting on top of.. a very fit and young looking man. With a snarl, he picks up the device with an aggressive motion and holds it straight out to him, beginning to pace with the device. Looks like someone has (somewhat) learned how to use selfie mode. When he speaks, his voice is loud but extremely low for someone his age. ]
THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.
[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]
I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!
[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]
THIS IS FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET. IF YOU ARE NOT HIM, SHUT UP.
[ A dramatic pause and then a deep breath: ]
I AM LOOKING FOR THE STRONGEST PERSON HERE--!! WHOEVER IS THE STRONGEST, FIGHT ME!! I AM THE ALMIGHTY INOSUKE-SAMA AND AM A WORTHY OPPONENT. TALK TO THIS MAGIC BOX IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT. I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, YOU MAGGOT!!! KEHAHAHAHAHA--!!!
[ He's pressing a lot of buttons haphazardly on the device before it finally cuts off. ]

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Nah, you know what's a better place for fightin'? The beach. It's way more open, and there's people there that can watch too!
[Not as densely packed...he doesn't know how this guy fights but also he has a feeling that they shouldn't be in town when they do it.]
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[ UWOAH... HE'S NEVER SEEN THE BEACH. ]
SHOW ME THE BEACH... DUDE!!!
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I'll send you the directions, okay? [Can he read them though...] I'll be there waitin' for you in ten minutes.
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He'll just give them off verbally, pretend I know exactly where the beach is without having to go look it up-]
You'll hear the waves before you get to it, you can't miss it. Got all that?
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[ Inosuke follows the directions to the best of his ability. What really helped him out was feeling the vibrations in the air.. anything that gave off chills down his spine like water waves. He had located waterfalls and streams this way, but it was hard on this planet since so much was going on. After a lot of concentration, he finds it, though it takes him more like 20 minutes.
Kirishima will see him running down the shoreline, shouting and hollering. He likes it!! He doesn't even see Kirishima, but he's waving his Nichirin swords around like a mad man. ]
KYEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHA!!
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It doesn't matter now, that part is none of his business. He gets up from the sand, dusting himself off before bashing hardened fists together.]
Oi! Inosuke!!
[He didn't tell him his name.]
You ready to fight?
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[ HE JUST.. ZIPS PAST KIRISHIMA.. BYE?? Looks like he's going into the water?? Though, he strikes both of his swords into the sand and leaves them there, sticking straight up, before plunging right into the ocean.
He looks like a bathing piggy in the shallow end of the ocean.
Kirishima, it looks like you might be swimming instead of fighting.. for now. ]
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Wh-
[And then he's gone, right into the water...has he really never been to a beach before? He's acting like this is his first time seeing it...EVER.
Kirishima couldn't blame him, if that's the case. The sight makes him laugh...and what the hell, it isn't long before he's pulling off his shirt and plunging in after him, laughing. His pants will be soaked but whatever, he came to the beach expecting to get dirty anyway.]
Dude! What are you doin?
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[ Well. Kind of. He is dipping under the water and resurfacing, shaking his body out akin to an animal. ]
It's big..!! Alotta water..!! And this feeling..
[ He stands tall, about at waist deep water and spreads his arms apart. His voice hushes considerably as he takes in a deep breath. ]
It feels all tickle-y..!! Uwuh...
[ He just.. completely stands still, not even moving a muscle, staring off to the horizon.
what. ]
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Kirishima blinks, standing still in the shallows a bit of a ways from where Inosuke ended up, watching him as he just stands there with his arms at his sides, staring into the distance beyond the farthest reaches of the sea...]
It's uh...pretty, huh?
[And definitely very big.]
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[ WOW.. look how calm.. ]
I bet.. a sunset is beautiful here.
[ ???? ]
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It is...right?]
It, uh. Really is. I stay trainin' until sunset sometimes.
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...
[ He slowly looks over at Kirishima and puts his hands on his hips, chest puffing out with pride. ]
I'VE DECIDED THIS IS WHERE I'LL FIGHT FROM NOW ON. This is my territory, and if'n I don't like people who come around here, I'll stomp'em!!
[ GOOD GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. ]
... You can stay though. I like you. The vibe you give off. S'good.
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U-uhh...good for you, man! Though you might wanna be a little, uh...lenient, on people...not everybody comes to the beach to train too, yaknow?
[It's Free Real Estate]
It's pretty, but mostly it's big. And there's nothin' you could accidentally break out here other than rocks n' stuff.
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[ hard to tell by that lifeless boar head if what Kirishima is saying is getting to him or not, but.. ]
I bet I can hold my breath under water longer than you can, Sharp Teeth!!
[ Time for another topic change. ]
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[Kirishima snorts, starting to slowly get a feel for the way this guy operates. IE, as chaoticly as possible.]
Okay, so is that what we're doin' now? Or did you still wanna fight after? Cause either way, I'm gonna win.
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[ He gives Kirishima a thumbs down. ]
You're going down, loser!!
[ and down in the water Inosuke goes. ]
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Kirishima smirks, taking a deep breath of his own before he plunges into the water after Inosuke, crossing his legs Indian-style as he hardens the rest of his body so he'll sink more easily to the bottom of the shallows. It's...probably a bit alarming, actually? Normal people don't just sink like that after all, but here Kirishima is having struck the sand long before Inosuke, even though he went under first.]
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It's hard to tell how time passes, but given Inosuke's fighting revolves around breathing, he's skilled at holding his breath too. It's an impressive amount, nearly ten minutes before the other teen surfaces, taking in a gasp of air and shaking out his raven and blue streaked hair.
Assuming he beat Kirishima, be points his finger at a random direction, nowhere near Kirishima, eyes still squeezed shut. ]
Kahahahaha! I just kicked your ass, meathead..!!
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And he, uh. Stays...down there. For a really, really long time...
Kirishima would be worried if it weren't for the fact that he can see Inosuke at the bottom since they're still so near the shallows. And he knows plenty of people with Quirks that could allow them to do things like this, like Tsuyu for example....so he decides to just wait, taking it upon himself to rescue Inosuke's boar head for him, sitting in the sand with the thing in his lap. Now he knows it's a mask, anyway.]
You sure did, bro! That was amazing!
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[ Inosuke says this as he's scrubbing his eyes, but honestly, he can sense what direction Kirishima is quickly without having to really see him.
When he opens his eyes, though, he sees Kirishima sitting with the boar's head in his hands. ]
HEY!! WHAT'YA THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY FUR??
[ I'm so sorry, Kirishima. ]
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Oh, sorry!
[He lets go of the head, but it's still in his lap.]
I mean, it was startin' to wash away with the waves, so...I figure you didn't want it to get lost, yeah?
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[ YES???
He sloshes up on the shore and stands right near Kirishima, looming down at him. ]
Who do you think you are..!? Bein' nice..!?
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[Cause that's the only other alternative, here, and he's pretty sure Inosuke would be sad to lose it.]
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we can end it here if you want!!