gobjob: (smash the goblins)
"goblin slayer" ([personal profile] gobjob) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-05-05 09:31 am

1st job [voice; open]

[ He's not used to speaking to an audience he can't see. Then again, he's not exactly great at talking to people he can see, so maybe that makes little difference. ]

I'm looking for goblins.

[ Shocking. ]

They're an abundant problem where I am from. But I haven't seen any here, and many people say they don't have them in the worlds they come from. But I am looking for them anyway. Let me know if you find any, so I can kill them.

[ His tone is mostly blunt, his sentences direct and to-the-point, but anyone with a keen ear might detect that he sounds a little... strained, perhaps. As if the complete and utter lack of goblins is, in itself, a concern. ]

Also, I would like to know how to access the sewers so I can make sure no goblins have taken up a nest there.
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[personal profile] sympathyforadevil 2019-06-13 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
All there is to it, huh?

It's not about not being comfortable with killing. I've got oaths to uphold, and they require taking up arms when needed.

But I don't give a shit what sort of self-righteous bullshit you've been huffing lately. The instant you start advocating genocide, you've lost anything even fucking resembling a moral high ground. I'm offering to give you a chance to learn something, here, but hey-

If you're too much of a coward to even admit you might be wrong, I got no problem smiting the fuck out of a self-righteous prick.