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prismatica2020-02-09 01:28 pm
angelshot) wrote in prismatica2020-02-09 01:28 pm
Sgt. Panty's Lonely Hearts Club ► AUDIO
Y'know what? Cupid's an asshole and I'm a pro at this. So gather round, my clueless little nerd babies. I'm gonna learn ya how the schmoopy hearts and candies routine works.
[ Oh boy, here we go. Wherever she is, Panty shifts gears into a relatively convincing infomercial voice - artificially bubbly and utterly vapid, with that not-so-subtle wheedling note perfected by most used car salesmen. So very trustworthy. ]
Do you spend a lot of time being a sadsack at home? Are you single? Do you whack off and cry yourself to sleep every night? Does the idea of judging someone on all their life choices in 5 minutes get you all hot and bothered? Are you naive enough to believe in true love at first sight?
Of course you are. Allow me to introduce your new best friend:
Free of charge, obviously, because the entertainment value is priceless.
So the way I figure, what's the point of having everyone mope by themselves if it's more fun to lump 'em all together and have a massive party, right? All you gotta do is show up, fib a bit about your rocket scientist degree and how you won five gold medals in the olympics, trade numbers with some hotties, blah blah blah. You get the idea. Just checking for interest first and all that crap.
Probably gonna be pretty informal n' stuff. Indoors? Outdoors? Potluck? Lemme know what you're feelin' more. If someone wants to bring a munchies like a fruit plate and a chocolate fountain for fondue, go for it. I'm not allowed in a ten meter radius of one since the last "incident".
[ Edit: The LOG is now up! Have fun! ]
[ Oh boy, here we go. Wherever she is, Panty shifts gears into a relatively convincing infomercial voice - artificially bubbly and utterly vapid, with that not-so-subtle wheedling note perfected by most used car salesmen. So very trustworthy. ]
Do you spend a lot of time being a sadsack at home? Are you single? Do you whack off and cry yourself to sleep every night? Does the idea of judging someone on all their life choices in 5 minutes get you all hot and bothered? Are you naive enough to believe in true love at first sight?
Of course you are. Allow me to introduce your new best friend:
~ SPEED DATING ~
Free of charge, obviously, because the entertainment value is priceless.
So the way I figure, what's the point of having everyone mope by themselves if it's more fun to lump 'em all together and have a massive party, right? All you gotta do is show up, fib a bit about your rocket scientist degree and how you won five gold medals in the olympics, trade numbers with some hotties, blah blah blah. You get the idea. Just checking for interest first and all that crap.
Probably gonna be pretty informal n' stuff. Indoors? Outdoors? Potluck? Lemme know what you're feelin' more. If someone wants to bring a munchies like a fruit plate and a chocolate fountain for fondue, go for it. I'm not allowed in a ten meter radius of one since the last "incident".
[ Edit: The LOG is now up! Have fun! ]
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It'll be a blast, you'll see.