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[teaserving]

hey you fucking idiots i'm engaged
so i need some tricks and tips for planning a marriage
assuming any of you have any damned clue how to help

that's right the advice guy coming for advice
sober this time even
it's amazing

anyway best thing about this whole thing is that giorno giovanna won't be there
event of the year automatically

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[teaserving]

what if i uninvite him
dont do this to me mohammed i thought you loved me

konoha is definitely invited along with her husband i got no problem with that

[nonehorse]

If you happen to sneak his name off the guest list and I remained completely unawares until the day, then I guess there'd be nothing I could do about it, right? :O But you would never do that to me! So I have no reason to check the guest list.

Which I have not compiled past this so far.

I should probably ask what would be most comfortable for Jinba, since they'd probably require different seating arrangements...To hell with a guest list let's just make it open entry, everyone can come and they can bring their own food and we can just have a very nice time. But especially Konoha and Gonta!

Or we could always elope or something, so we could do it sooner. Not as much hard work!

[teaserving]

nah
i hate the little shit but i wouldnt do you dirty like that

yeah i wouldnt make em feel left out

haha :D yeah it would be but i kinda like the idea of making it sorta official you know?

uh
do you know what day you want to do it?
i mean
no hurry

[nonehorse]

I

don't know

I know that I want it sooner rather than later for obvious reasons. But there's no significant dates for me, apart from your birthday and the one that happened last month. So any day would do, is what I'm trying to say!


What about you? Is there a date that you'd like? Or even just a season? I'm not used to seasons being different apart from in temperature, so


WAIT


WHAT DAY DID WE FIRST MEET WE SHOULD DO IT THEN. LET ME SEE IF I WROTE IT DOWN SOMEWHERE!

[teaserving]

not when it's raining
uh
that's helpful huh

august wasnt it?
late august

[nonehorse]

Yes! The last week of August, which...Falls in Iris Season. Which is said to be thundery and temperate, according to my little calendar here. Hm.

Perhaps not.

Sanguis season, then. I can be a spring bride. That's a thing, isn't it? And it should be a fox's wedding at most, as far as rain goes. You think you can handle that much?

[teaserving]

yeah i can handle it
that works for me

so you're the bride huh
that's cute

[nonehorse]

Good man! I'll make sure that you have the finest of matrimonial parasols, just in case. I wouldn't want you to have your spirits...dampened. :)))))

I know you would probably cut a finer figure in a dress, but I feel like, as the frumpy one, I should take up the bride mantle. Unless you were really aiming for it? ...Is it offensive, to make jokes like this? I don't actually know. It feels like I've missed out on...Something, by not being open until now. I don't know how to describe it.

But I have whatever was missing with me now, so it doesn't matter. And we can both wear dresses and suits! Outfit switch halfway through proceedings. That's clearly the best way to do it.

[teaserving]

WOW how dare you joke about this ;)

nah
i mean its true i would look great in a dress
but also i think you'd look great too
but bottom line i want you to be happy with what you choose
whatever that's gonna be

obviously
keep em guessing
do what we want

[nonehorse]

LEONE





naked wedding




thoughts??

[teaserving]

boo i don't want people staring at reimi and you

[nonehorse]

Is this why they say 'won't someone think of the children' because I don't believe I just thought of the children, and I'm glad you did. Poor Miss S

I should ask if she'd be alright with me calling her Reimi, shouldn't I? It'd be strange to keep it up now? But nix on the nudity; I'm glad you're here to rein me in.

And...Maybe I'm glad that my family's not here, otherwise they'd not only disown me 10 times over but call me up after to yell at me about dowries. And I'm very, very sure that I couldn't afford a dowry for someone like you! Too bad I already got you the shabka, so that's half the tradition down >:)

[teaserving]

mohammed im sure she'd be fine if you called her reimi
she'd probably tease the shit out of you of course

this is why you make your own family
i don't have any blood relatives left i give a shit about
about the only family i have as far as im concerned is mista and reimi
well you too in a different way obviously
but i guess that makes jotaro yours huh

[nonehorse]

WELL NOW I AM TOO AFRAID TO ASK. Being teased by Miss Sugimoto would crush me completely!!!

You're not wrong, though. I won't be depressing since this is a happy post! Now you've joined every Joestar we could ever meet in my found family, and I'm going to absorb yours as well! It's going to become a hell of a reunion, mark my words.

Does this mean that I can really play the part of uncool brother-in-law to Mista and Miss Sugimoto, though? :O I have to up my dancing game to embarrass them.

[teaserving]

you better get used to it she's a coy one

chaotic as fuck you mean
but it's more than i thought i was ever gonna have
so i'll take that

i dont know if you can embarrass mista that way
but probably reimi
but by all means please embarrass them it's hilarious