VIDEO; UN: ANON

[tensasai]

[While there's no name attached the camera is clearly set up centered on the poster- a calico bobtail cat sitting on a table, one paw raised in the air, mimicking the stance of the lucky cats based on the breed. Trying to beckon in some suckers? Probably.

There's a little cone shaped homemade wizard hat settled between fuzzy ears and everything. The Cordis moon may be waning, but the streak of mischief is very much not.]

We all have wishes, don't we, things we can't stop thinking about or that we could use a little advice on.

[Not many have seen her in this form and her voice is pitched a bit differently from usual, but despite going to the trouble of anon she's not trying that hard to hide her identity. Very few would recognize her anyway and she's just trying to have a good time.]

Big and small things! Maybe there's a really great sandwich you want to have again. Or you're looking for a companion during these cold nights. Of course there's only so much that can be granted here but who knows? Maybe putting it out there will get you exactly what you want. Can't hurt, anyway.

So what are you wishing for, Lunatia?

[She is absolutely not some wish granting wizard cat but if there's something in it for her... she might find the most annoying way possible to help out her fellow moonblessed.

Or give them shitty fortune cookie advice. Equally as good.

Feel free to threadjack, especially if you're also Cordis, to offer some mischievous bad advice yourself.]

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( VIDEO. ) un: SUGARSAMURAI69

[naturallywavy]

_{[ Someone else is dealing with Cordis things. Gintoki has a pair of white ears, the fur longer and curling up at the ends and a pair of fangs. He's picking at one of the kitty ears. ]}

Naruto Complete Series Box Set, Uncut Edition on Blu-ray.

_{[ And that's it. Hard to tell if he recognizes her or not. ]}

I'll sue your pants off if you can't get me it.

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[tensasai]

[It's not even fun watching Naruto in person why would you want videos of him. PLANNING SOMETHING WEIRD? How many times does she have to kink shame him. At least she understands some of the words used this time, thanks high tech city.]

Blu-ray doesn't exist in Konoha. They have VHS.

I do not have tapes of Naruto training and even if I did I wouldn't give them to you.

[tensasai]

[She is trying to get something out of this though.]

But! Maybe?

[She turns her furry back to the camera to hide the quick little... paw signs she's doing. listen how is she even going to do this don't question ninja magic Tenten's a pro she's got this.

With a puff of smoke another identical kitty appears! Tah duh! Wish granted, absolutely.]

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[tensasai]

I hope you're impressed.

I accept direct deposit as payment.

[naturallywavy]

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHINNGGGGG??? Oi, you really ain't good at this wishing thing..!!

_{[ Okay, but he's sort of impressed. ]}

[tensasai]

You wanted to see a ninja- (We showed you ninja stuff!)

[Congrats, both of them are yelling back. Amazing.]

Naruto isn't even here! What did you really expect!

[naturallywavy]

Aaa.
If you were better, you'd make Naruto-kun appear here.