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[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

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[champagnetower]

This is an amazing idea!!~!✨
I don’t have either one, but I can’t wait to see everyone’s cute fuzzy friends!🐱🐶

[yumenope]

Are you besmirching the name of the hairless cat?

[champagnetower]

Not really!!
People have fuzzy ones most of the time right!!!!

[yumenope]

Dice and I do, yes.
They’re both quite hairy.

[champagnetower]

I can't believe you have cat babies together!!
That's precious!

[yumenope]

We’re raising them to eat, actually.

[champagnetower]

Haha!
Did you gamble all your money too?
If you're desperate for food just say so!