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[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

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[champagnetower]

This is an amazing idea!!~!✨
I don’t have either one, but I can’t wait to see everyone’s cute fuzzy friends!🐱🐶

[yumenope]

Are you besmirching the name of the hairless cat?

[accurately]

[ He's very confident Merlin is a winner. ]

[yumenope]

Rather rotund.
An 8 seems fitting, given the shape.

[afoolshope]

[yumenope]

Is that a wing?

[holycurse]

It's not quite a cat or dog, but it's very cute, I think!

[yumenope]

... May I further inquire to what it is?

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[satanslash]

i like this!

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[yumenope]

10.
What is this fair creature’s name?

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[taketheblame]

sure, why not

text, un: piercedyourheart92

[piercedyourheart]

your dog smokes???

text; un: orpheus

[foolaround]

[ why yes maybe she WILL post koromaru even though minato already did. what about it. ]

heres my lovely son!!!

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[yumenope]

Is this the winged woof from before?

( alliteration why!!! )

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[canids]

( this thread is a circus of horrors for someone who had grown up with a best friend who was a golden shepherd, but legosi can't help but ask: )

Does it have to be a dog or a cat?
What if you have a pet that isn't either?

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[yumenope]

If you’re up for the challenge, go ahead.

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[wangji]

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[yumenope]

What a petite canine.


( he’s doing it on purpose. )

un: myownrival

[mevsme]

[yumenope]

Youthful and vibrant.
9.

un: blackraisond'etre

[rollershoes]

[yumenope]

What is that outfit?
It’s purculiar.

text, un: mafuyu

[restringing]

Kedama

[yumenope]

Is that a Pomeranian?
9.

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[inheritedpain]

Okay, alright, I'm going to let everyone finish but Fairy is the greatest dog of all time.

Get ready for the onslaught...

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[inheritedpain]

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[tekhartha]

This is not my cat, but I found him in a bush this morning and he is quite the character!

I SCREAMED THANK YOU FOR THIS GEM

[yumenope]

( ........ a long pause. )

Is it all right...?

un; catpurrcino

[chainlinks]

Note that Morgana is not technically a cat. He'd probably be angry I posted this here unless he gets good marks.

Maybe I'll be nice and add a more flattering image;

text, un: piercedyourheart92

[piercedyourheart]

ive never seen a cat sit like a person until now
idk if i should be scared or impressed

[launch]

His name is Geronimo, and he's my first pet!
Isn't he just adorable?

[ ... yeah don't ask ]

[observing]

rotound
beautiful
another one of god's little tests

[observing]

this is my demon, you may call him fou for now.


and ladies if you want to meet him, all it takes is a date with yours truly ;)

[ssrs]

ugly

un: nobuchika.ginoza

[efficients]

This is Dime. He's a therapy dog.
He is also a very good boy.

[ssrs]

he looks cute
r u the guy in the pic?
whats with the hand?

text; un: saber

[holyswordwielder]

I believe the breed my favorite canine companion belonged to is no longer in existence in the present-day where I'm from. At least not the same exact iteration it was when I was alive. But he looked something like this. His name was Cavall.

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[torsion]

What breed was it? Definitely a ten, regardless.

Video

[punchingbagman]

[He hasn't figured out how the camera app works yet, so have a video recording of a very good boy, who seems to be a good 5' tall at the shoulders, at least.]

[inthebuilding]

Here he is, my favorite furry companion:

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[foxtouched]

Is... that why he calls himself "Yokahama's Mad Dog"?

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[dereban]

I just got her pretty recently, but Io is very photogenic and super cute.

Un: deadoralive

[chronicgambler]

whoa those eyes

Un: deadoralive

[chronicgambler]

cant let this post go by without my lil Prince!



bonus Cat

[yumenope]

Where did you get these outfits...
They must take after their father ♥

un: dhamshoe

[trenchdoting]

Meet Missile! He's a star among police dogs, pal!

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[piercedyourheart]

omg
hes too cute to be working already!!

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[gwenhwyfar]

i remember when i was a little girl i found a pup
he was close to our house and during that time of year the nights were cold
my teacher told me i couldnt take it in with us
he didnt want me to form attachments outside of my lessons he said
i dont know if it survived

[ And thinking of it now, it makes her upset. But, oh, thankfully, someone close to her has a dog. ]

but my betrothed has a dog
sort of speak
i dont think he quite counts as a dog or wolf

cwn anwns arent technically mortal creatures

but his name is cavall! he is very soft, i miss him

[ How and why her future husband has an ethereal, otherworldly hound is another discussion entirely. ]