text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

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[hopticulture]

[she's just going to switch to video and sup it's a talking anthro bunny.]

I mean, yeah. Where I come from there are.

[wangji]

(( Oh! Though Wangji doesn't look at all surprised, he is. Trust and believe, he is. ))

And there are none like mine?

[hopticulture]

[after reading the text she shakes her head.]

None! Yours looks like a tiny deformed thing. It's like a baby but it's also...not.

I totally did the text font by mistake. SORRY!

[wangji]

Are there humans in your world?

oh!! np

[hopticulture]

None! There's no such thing as a human animal where I'm from.

The closest I can compare you guys to are to apes. Like really frail chimpanzees with small teeth.

[wangji]

Interesting.