text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[ssrs]

oh cool
now ur like robocop

[ idk what you mean itaru is Into It and also stupid im sorry ]

u got a new superpower
also prob makes holding heavy dogs easier so its win/win

[efficients]

( cute......... )

I am a little like robocop. At least, our occupations line up.
That's a good point too. I could probably lift up two dogs, even.

[ssrs]

oh shit
ur a cop???
u got both parts covered then

[ IT ALIGNS ]

something 2 consider if dime ever gets lonely
my roommates got two dogs actually
theyre pretty inseparable