text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

un: nobuchika.ginoza

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This is Dime. He's a therapy dog.
He is also a very good boy.

[ssrs]

he looks cute
r u the guy in the pic?
whats with the hand?

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Ah. It's made of metal.
I had an amputation a few years ago.

( very uplifting stuff, gino!!!! )

It makes holding hot pans much easier.

[ssrs]

oh cool
now ur like robocop

[ idk what you mean itaru is Into It and also stupid im sorry ]

u got a new superpower
also prob makes holding heavy dogs easier so its win/win

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( cute......... )

I am a little like robocop. At least, our occupations line up.
That's a good point too. I could probably lift up two dogs, even.

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oh shit
ur a cop???
u got both parts covered then

[ IT ALIGNS ]

something 2 consider if dime ever gets lonely
my roommates got two dogs actually
theyre pretty inseparable

text » un: matriarch

[menphina]

Such a cute friend... I don't think my hugs could ever compare, Gigi!

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I wouldn't go that far, Miss Megumi. Dime will understand if I prefer to hug you.

[menphina]

Aren't you a dear. Dime sounds very friendly. Would I be allowed to hug Dime, too?

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What kind of dog is he? A husky? Ten, of course, regardless.

[ Jill is LIVING with this post. All the dogs a gal could ever ask for! ]

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( a lady after his own heart...... )

A husky, that's right. He's a few years old but very well trained.
Would you like to see a trick?