text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[restringing]

You're going to be his best friend
He might try to follow you home

Nice to meet you Kise-san
He's just a fluffball of hair, so it fits

Mm, okay
You can choose if you want
I'm fine with either

[Is it too awkward to invite a stranger over? Maybe. But that's fine... (?) It's all for the sake of dogs!]

[dvine]

[Well, dogs seem to especially like him here. Maybe because he's part wolf most of the time]

Haha :D! I'll make sure to return him then!

-kun is okay too (or none, really!)! No need for formality!

Then I'll drop by if you don't mind!

[For the doggos! Also, Kise is entirely harmless- he's an ordinary human being with sanguis traits]

[restringing]

If you say so
Kise-kun then

You can stop by whenever
Um
I'll send you my address
Okay?

[All for the doggos! Connecting with people through a love of dogs is clearly the best. Mafuyu's often compared to a pomeranian as it is, so...]

[dvine]

Yup! That works for me!

[Counts for both on how to call him and the address.

Kise can share the feeling of being compared to a dog. Midorima had only voiced it once, but probably everyone (aka: his old teammates) thinks he's a human golden retriever.

They'll get along swimmingly!~]



[ooc: we can def make this into action if you're up for it :3 I'll happily move it to inbox thread! it's cute!]

[restringing]

[ooc: I'd love that! ♥ And Kise really is just a big dog anyway, let's be real...]