yumenope: (pic#13269674)
yumeno "bullshit mcgee" gentaro ([personal profile] yumenope) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2020-02-11 04:33 pm

text, un: phantompaws

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.


( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

[personal profile] wangji 2020-02-12 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
They are voluminous.
piercedyourheart: (pic#13455175)

[personal profile] piercedyourheart 2020-02-12 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
they really are
and his ears! his little paws and nose omggg
10/10

[personal profile] wangji 2020-02-12 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
I will relay the compliments.
piercedyourheart: (pic#13455177)

[personal profile] piercedyourheart 2020-02-12 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
and relay pets too if you could
does he have a name?

[personal profile] wangji 2020-02-12 02:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Lan Sizhui.
piercedyourheart: DO NOT TAKE (pic#13544837)

[personal profile] piercedyourheart 2020-02-14 03:32 am (UTC)(link)
a big name for such a cute lil guy
his new score is 11/10 just for that