text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

what did he DO

[observing]

you have it living outside.. it deserves to be in the house?
in your livingroom.

everything

[canids]

He does live in my living room! In his terrarium!

( there's a pause, followed by another picture: the same blue beetle happily sitting on a large branch in a glass terrarium, placed on a piece of furniture in a living room. )

See?

stop pointing fingers at me :/

[observing]

you're limiting him. now where do you stay, we can give him a better living habitat

/:

[canids]

I don't really agree with that...

( legosi has read a lot of books on insects and taking care of them... )

This seems like a "never give your name or location to a stranger on the internet" sort of situation...

( except for the fact that he just uses his name as a username. stupid wolf. )