text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

text, un: piercedyourheart92

[piercedyourheart]

your dog smokes???

[taketheblame]

nope he just likes carrying stuff in his mouth
Been that way since he was a puppy

[piercedyourheart]

phew okay
but why a pipe
dont most dogs carry sticks or tennis balls

[ then again, her dog carries a fucking knife, but ah well. ]

[taketheblame]

it's a keepsake from an old friend
Don't think about it too hard. To be honest, comparing Repede to a normal dog is just gonna give you a headache

[piercedyourheart]

i mean my dog isn't exactly normal

[ have an attached video of koromaru wandering out of a kitchen with a butter knife in his jaws, complete with a high pitched "what do you have?!" of the person holding the camera (probably yukari) right before it cuts off. ]

[taketheblame]

[There's a delay before his response; Yuri's too busy laughing.]

Was he looking for a fight?

[piercedyourheart]

no thank god
he couldnt hurt a fly
and even if he was how is he gonna hurt anyone with a butter knife

[taketheblame]

I dunno, the little guy could take out an eye if he really put his mind to it

[piercedyourheart]

well he could like if there was a burglar or something
but otherwise my son is a total sweetheart