text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[piercedyourheart]

no thank god
he couldnt hurt a fly
and even if he was how is he gonna hurt anyone with a butter knife

[taketheblame]

I dunno, the little guy could take out an eye if he really put his mind to it

[piercedyourheart]

well he could like if there was a burglar or something
but otherwise my son is a total sweetheart