text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[piercedyourheart]

then hed have to move up to the big bad syndicate after that
the hamburger gang

[trenchdoting]

Oh boy, things're heating up!
maybe they could be called
'the shamburgers'
(There's another name I coulda used but I'm pretty sure it's taken)

[piercedyourheart]

omg
the shamburgers is perfect!
and yeah you might wanna avoid copyrights lol
maybe all the goons are named after condiments? like ketchup and mustard

[trenchdoting]

Thanks, pal! Sometimes these things just come to me!
Ooh yeah that could be neat too! Mayor Mayo
This whole thing's really coming together
Are we gonna end up pitching this to someone pal??

[piercedyourheart]

we kinda have to now
itd be a shame to waste all this work
nice to meet you partner!

[trenchdoting]

Alright, time to figure out how the entertainment business works here!
And if they're willing to take anything that isn't, y'know, porny
Good to meet you too, pal! The name's Dick Gumshoe!

[piercedyourheart]

ive been looking into it for the past week
i can tell you it works just like the entertainment business at home
a total nightmare

im yukari takeba!

[trenchdoting]

lol, sounds like we got our work cut out for us!

Hey pal! Glad to meet an appreciator of good dogs! And a creative one too!

[piercedyourheart]

hey i believe in us
if we've already come this far might as well keep going

idk about creative
but ive got my own good dog so i know another good dog when i see them

[trenchdoting]

You're right! We gotta keep on going. That's what Missile would want, pal!!

Well you sure helped me create a series just now!
You do? That's great! I'll have to see for myself sometime. Is your dog here with you?

[piercedyourheart]

hes here with me
hes actually on this post
h/o ill get a link

here he is!!!

[trenchdoting]

Whoa!! Now there's a cutie, definitely a 10/10 himself!
And look at that get-up! He looks ready for prime time too
Do I smell a crossover special, pal?!

[piercedyourheart]

i can see it now
missle and koromaru fighting off the shamburglars
the thrilling conclusion to an epic season...!
it writes itself

[trenchdoting]

Exactly!! It'll be both awesome and adorable.
They'll kick some serious tail!
And wag their own a the same time!
It'll be like a buddy cop team-up for the ages pal!!

[piercedyourheart]

this is the only buddy cop show i ever want to watch
and i know at least a few other people who'd want that too
although im imagining both of them in cop outfits and its SO CUTE

[trenchdoting]

It honestly sounds like the one show everyone in the world could agree on!

oh jeez that really is so cute
Okay now I gotta see if I can get one for Missile!
That'll be my new mission!!

[piercedyourheart]

okay
if you get him a cop outfit ill get koro an outfit
and we can swap pictures
deal?

[trenchdoting]

You got yourself a deal, pal! I'll start looking into it right away!