text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

hello, weiss is here now.

[schmisse]

No other pet compares! Merlin is the absolute best.

[accurately]

[ Well, he won't argue with supporting Merlin even if they're sitting like, next to each other right now!? But this is more like a yelp review for the best dog. ]

I don't dole out compliments lightly, but you do have good taste.