text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[restringing]

He's good company
And really fluffy

[ninpos]

i bet with a name like kedama
who even named him??

[restringing]

I did

I call him Tama for short

[ninpos]

you're silly

can i meet him one day??
i never got to play with dogs much growin up

[restringing]

I think it suits him

Yeah
Anytime
He loves everyone
But he'll never leave you alone once you give him attention

[ninpos]

well jokes on him because i don't plan on leaving him alone either!
i'll fatten him up with lots of treats~ ......... if you don't stop me

[restringing]

Just a couple
You don't need to win him over
I promise

[ninpos]

you're gonna have to elaborate if you don't want him gaining some pounds

[restringing]

A couple
Few enough that he won't gain weight

[ninpos]

okay okay fiiiiiiiiiine