text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

text — un; lanwangji

[wangji]

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[yumenope]

What a petite canine.


( he’s doing it on purpose. )

[wangji]

(( Such a pity Wangji has 0 sense of humor. ))

It is a rabbit.

[yumenope]

Are you sure? It could be a rare subspecies.

[wangji]

Positive.
He is my son.

(( During the Iris moon, he means. ))

[yumenope]

( this is amazing im dying )

I’ve never had the pleasure of communicating with a rabbit before.
How do you do?

[wangji]

I am not


always a rabbit.

[inheritedpain]

[ O-oh... ]

That's Sizhui?

[wangji]

Yes.

(( Isn't he cute? ))

text, un: piercedyourheart92

[piercedyourheart]

his whiskers are so cuteeeeeeeeeeee

[wangji]

They are voluminous.

[piercedyourheart]

they really are
and his ears! his little paws and nose omggg
10/10

[wangji]

I will relay the compliments.

[piercedyourheart]

and relay pets too if you could
does he have a name?

[wangji]

Lan Sizhui.

text; un: yuri

[onerous]

Extremely cute. I love rabbits.

[Ugh look at its little paws.....]

10/10. Next time I come over, may I pet him?

[This might be slightly awkward if that picture is actually of Sizhui but. Uh. The question still stands.]

[wangji]

Better to ask Sizhui himself.

I’m mobile pretend this is texting font,,

[onerous]

Is it Sizhui’s rabbit?

[Pause. Wait.]

Is it Sizhui!?

no worries!

[wangji]

Yes, it is Sizhui.

[onerous]

lksadg

[A keysmash of embarrassment, Yuri turning bright red and screaming internally. She just....asked Sizhui's father....if she could pet Sizhui...End her tbh.]

I'm sorry. I wouldn't pet him. Not without asking, of course. He's very cute.

As a rabbit. He's cute as a rabbit.

Not that he isn't cute as a human either.

I'm going to stop now.

text | un: springtime

[hopticulture]

[JUST GOING TO. threadhop /pun intended.]

I am never going to get used to seeing these kinds of rabbits...............

[is that what????? she'd look like????????]

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[wangji]

Is there some different kind of rabbits?

video

[hopticulture]

[she's just going to switch to video and sup it's a talking anthro bunny.]

I mean, yeah. Where I come from there are.

[wangji]

(( Oh! Though Wangji doesn't look at all surprised, he is. Trust and believe, he is. ))

And there are none like mine?

[hopticulture]

[after reading the text she shakes her head.]

None! Yours looks like a tiny deformed thing. It's like a baby but it's also...not.