text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[wangji]

(( Such a pity Wangji has 0 sense of humor. ))

It is a rabbit.

[yumenope]

Are you sure? It could be a rare subspecies.

[wangji]

Positive.
He is my son.

(( During the Iris moon, he means. ))

[yumenope]

( this is amazing im dying )

I’ve never had the pleasure of communicating with a rabbit before.
How do you do?

[wangji]

I am not


always a rabbit.

[yumenope]

Only sometimes?
Are you now?

[wangji]

No.

[inheritedpain]

[ O-oh... ]

That's Sizhui?

[wangji]

Yes.

(( Isn't he cute? ))

[inheritedpain]

[ Yes....... ]

How—

How often is he like this??

[wangji]

Every month during the Iris moon.