text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

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text, un: mafuyu

[restringing]

Kedama

[yumenope]

Is that a Pomeranian?
9.

[restringing]

Yeah
He's almost a year old

[yumenope]

He’s quite cute.
Is he here?

[restringing]

He is
Do you want to come see him sometime?
Or I can bring him somewhere
He likes meeting new people

[yumenope]

I wouldn’t mind that.
I’ve ... never exactly met too many dogs in my life.
My adopted family were allergic and we only had a cat.

[restringing]

Really?
He's not much bigger than a cat
And he isn't very loud
So he's easy to get used to

He'll just run around your feet in circles and try to lick you forever

[yumenope]

Hm.
Then I suppose I’ll come visit him some time.
Whenever you’re free.

[restringing]

I'm free whenever I'm not working

Just tell me when

@perfectcopy; text

[dvine]

:O!!!
Is he as fluffy and soft as he looks!?

[restringing]

He's really fluffy
Like 50% fur
But if you start petting him he won't let you leave

[dvine]

I wouldn't want it to leave! He's so adorable!
50% fur...
your hands just disappear when you pet him!
Do you have more pictures!?

[restringing]

I'm pretty sure he's in 90% of my pictures and videos
So I have lots

[dvine]

[Consider yourself being bombarded with vast array of emoticons such as: ✨💕🌺💖🌞🌞❤💞💞⭐⭐💗💘💝🌟]

[restringing]

Do you like dogs?

If you love him that much you can meet him if you want
He likes meeting people
And you can take all the pictures you want

[dvine]

I like all animals
But fluffy pups are especially cute!

Can I really meet him!? 'Cuz I'd really love that!
I mean
if you don't mind!

text | j.valentine

[torsion]

A perfect ten.

[ This is her favorite post. ]

[restringing]

A perfect score?
I wasn't expecting it to be that high
But I think so too

Thank you
Um
If you like him that much
You can meet him sometime if you want

[As much as this sounds like completely obvious flirting, he couldn't be more sincere. Let's pet dogs!!!!]

[ninpos]

oh my goooooooooosh!
this is the cutest little baby i've seen in my life!

[restringing]

He's good company
And really fluffy

[ninpos]

i bet with a name like kedama
who even named him??

[restringing]

I did

I call him Tama for short

[ninpos]

you're silly

can i meet him one day??
i never got to play with dogs much growin up

[restringing]

I think it suits him

Yeah
Anytime
He loves everyone
But he'll never leave you alone once you give him attention

[ninpos]

well jokes on him because i don't plan on leaving him alone either!
i'll fatten him up with lots of treats~ ......... if you don't stop me