text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[yumenope]

He’s quite cute.
Is he here?

[restringing]

He is
Do you want to come see him sometime?
Or I can bring him somewhere
He likes meeting new people

[yumenope]

I wouldn’t mind that.
I’ve ... never exactly met too many dogs in my life.
My adopted family were allergic and we only had a cat.

[restringing]

Really?
He's not much bigger than a cat
And he isn't very loud
So he's easy to get used to

He'll just run around your feet in circles and try to lick you forever

[yumenope]

Hm.
Then I suppose I’ll come visit him some time.
Whenever you’re free.

[restringing]

I'm free whenever I'm not working

Just tell me when