text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[restringing]

He's really fluffy
Like 50% fur
But if you start petting him he won't let you leave

[dvine]

I wouldn't want it to leave! He's so adorable!
50% fur...
your hands just disappear when you pet him!
Do you have more pictures!?

[restringing]

I'm pretty sure he's in 90% of my pictures and videos
So I have lots

[dvine]

[Consider yourself being bombarded with vast array of emoticons such as: ✨💕🌺💖🌞🌞❤💞💞⭐⭐💗💘💝🌟]

[restringing]

Do you like dogs?

If you love him that much you can meet him if you want
He likes meeting people
And you can take all the pictures you want

[dvine]

I like all animals
But fluffy pups are especially cute!

Can I really meet him!? 'Cuz I'd really love that!
I mean
if you don't mind!

[restringing]

I wouldn't have offered if I did
He'll be excited
Getting attention is all he really wants
And food

I'm Mafuyu
And his name is Kedama
Tama works too

Um, I can bring him somewhere if that's easier
Or you can come to my apartment
But it's pretty empty

[dvine]

My friends have dogs so I have a lot of dog treats at my place
I'll make sure to bring some with me

I'm Kise Ryouta! Kise is just fine :D
Tama as a nickname? So cute :D

I'd invite you over, but I'm kind of packing to move to a new place
So either your place or park would be the best
(the couch is gone we wouldn't have where to sit D8 )

[restringing]

You're going to be his best friend
He might try to follow you home

Nice to meet you Kise-san
He's just a fluffball of hair, so it fits

Mm, okay
You can choose if you want
I'm fine with either

[Is it too awkward to invite a stranger over? Maybe. But that's fine... (?) It's all for the sake of dogs!]

[dvine]

[Well, dogs seem to especially like him here. Maybe because he's part wolf most of the time]

Haha :D! I'll make sure to return him then!

-kun is okay too (or none, really!)! No need for formality!

Then I'll drop by if you don't mind!

[For the doggos! Also, Kise is entirely harmless- he's an ordinary human being with sanguis traits]

[restringing]

If you say so
Kise-kun then

You can stop by whenever
Um
I'll send you my address
Okay?

[All for the doggos! Connecting with people through a love of dogs is clearly the best. Mafuyu's often compared to a pomeranian as it is, so...]

[dvine]

Yup! That works for me!

[Counts for both on how to call him and the address.

Kise can share the feeling of being compared to a dog. Midorima had only voiced it once, but probably everyone (aka: his old teammates) thinks he's a human golden retriever.

They'll get along swimmingly!~]



[ooc: we can def make this into action if you're up for it :3 I'll happily move it to inbox thread! it's cute!]

[restringing]

[ooc: I'd love that! ♥ And Kise really is just a big dog anyway, let's be real...]