prismatica | text, un: phantompaws

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text, un: phantompaws

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

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this is my demon, you may call him fou for now.

and ladies if you want to meet him, all it takes is a date with yours truly ;)

ugly

i think the same
great minds think alike

which garbage did u pull this beast out of

its best not to know
you'll jinx yourself and come into contact with the beast

( there's some rustling in itaru's trashcan as we speak.... )

Telling him you called him your pet next time I see him.

excuse me?

( he sees that handle b*tch. )

oh, you see, he was given to me. by a strange man, aha :) so yes, this is my pet!

[ He apologizes in advance if anyone else is using the same handle and it gets confusing, he didn't know; he'll change it later maybe. ]

Does the Cath Palug of your world enjoy being called your pet? Do you always use him as bait for women?

( he pauses, mulling over the question, and he answers honestly. )

i don't have a world i would call my own, so i wouldn't know.
ah.. if you need help, he is good at attracting women... from what i've heard.
may i ask why we're private..?

I don't have any interest in that.

[ Listen, he has his work cut out for him just trying to figure out how to deal with Gwenhwyfar. ]

I didn't know if you didn't want to tell anyone his proper name, since you told everyone to call him Fou.

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WITH EYES THAT PURE

AND EARS THAT SOFT

AND FUR THAT CURLY

HE IS TRULY A GREAT BEAST OF LEGEND

PERHAPS A CAIT SITH????

100/10

aha! what amazing eyes you have.
i don't know if this beast is lucky to have a name so phantasmal

( how is she onto cath palug? he clears his throat!! he knew this demon would cause trouble!! )

to give him a high rating.. impresses me!
i was thinking a -1!
but i do believe if you met him in purpose, you'd have a change of heart!

phantasmal! ephemeral! celestial! he is surely all these things and more!

perhaps you are onto something, as his master, to give him such a rating. i feel only an imaginary number can encompass my own chimera's majesty and grace. perhaps a negative number is reflective of the cait sith's true dark nature?!

oh? i never thought of it like that, but perhaps i should give you more praise for your guess.
i'm sure he'd be thrilled if you speak such a name to him, he is quite the terror.
are you familiar with some tyrannical beasts?

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does the date have to last a certain time limit??

if you're a beauty, time waits for no one!
you know the saying.

( wink.. even though u can't see it. )

[ She's going to invite him to coffee, giggle a little, and then say the date's over. ]

haha you're SO funny~

[ Hair twirling... even though YOU can't see it. ]

so like are you the coffee dates type orrrrrr

i'm a tea (tea. get it. ) man, but i can be anything with you.

( he feels like the luckiest gremlin in the world? who knew women in this place were so nice!! )

we can go on a little pet date? perhaps?