text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[observing]

if you're a beauty, time waits for no one!
you know the saying.

( wink.. even though u can't see it. )

[ninpos]

[ She's going to invite him to coffee, giggle a little, and then say the date's over. ]

haha you're SO funny~

[ Hair twirling... even though YOU can't see it. ]

so like are you the coffee dates type orrrrrr

[observing]

i'm a tea (tea. get it. ) man, but i can be anything with you.

( he feels like the luckiest gremlin in the world? who knew women in this place were so nice!! )

we can go on a little pet date? perhaps?

[ninpos]

[ Stop. ]

that's really cute wow
so you're saying you'll be my one and only man?

i'd like that! does your little guy like snacks?

[observing]

( pussy makes a man say anything in all honesty! )

as long as you put up with me :)
many people get rid of me 15 minutes in, but i feel like we'll make it to the 16 minute limit

he does, but don't be tricked. you'll wind up feeding him, and then lose all interest in me!

[ninpos]

is that because you're annoying on purpose or something?
ohhhhhhhhh are you like... an actor for a show? and i gotta deal with you for x amount of time and then get a prize?

well considering what you just told me that's not technically a bad thing