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It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

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excuse me?

( he sees that handle b*tch. )

oh, you see, he was given to me. by a strange man, aha :) so yes, this is my pet!

[ He apologizes in advance if anyone else is using the same handle and it gets confusing, he didn't know; he'll change it later maybe. ]

Does the Cath Palug of your world enjoy being called your pet? Do you always use him as bait for women?

( he pauses, mulling over the question, and he answers honestly. )

i don't have a world i would call my own, so i wouldn't know.
ah.. if you need help, he is good at attracting women... from what i've heard.
may i ask why we're private..?

I don't have any interest in that.

[ Listen, he has his work cut out for him just trying to figure out how to deal with Gwenhwyfar. ]

I didn't know if you didn't want to tell anyone his proper name, since you told everyone to call him Fou.

you're right, perhaps i shall change his entire appearance if this is what happens when i don't.

thank you, my dear savior,

( is he dipping? well. YES )

i won't make the same mistake twice!

[ That stings a little. ]

Wait! You're him. Aren't you? Arturia's Merlin? From Chaldea?

such information..
matters not in this exciting time of sharing animals!

( his ears twitch, confirming the voice and naturally he's a little.. concerned about this. )

Doesn’t mat—

[ He sure is eager to stop talking to him... Is he disappointed? Was he hoping it would be Arturia? Arthur frowns, his brow furrowing. ]

I just wanted to... Ah... Can we meet? Or talk some other time?

hm? of course, where would you like to meet.
you've found me after all! who am i to deny a request?
do you have a specific place in mind..?

( at least he's willing!! )

[ “You’ve found me after all!” Arthur hopes his breathing is not too audible, because it’s a little embarrassing to hear it phrased that way. How did he know he was hoping to meet him? Does he even really know who he is? ]

I-I wouldn’t say I was really looking that hard...

[ Well, it wasn’t his primary mission all these past years, but he definitely was looking. He just didn’t realize until he came to Chaldea that he should have been looking for a man. ]

Er... if you know of somewhere quiet we could meet up, I’m not too particular about where...

( the audible breathing is there, but caster has nothing to say about it because he's too busy accepting the other's words. if he could hear merlin's voice, he'd notice that the other would be pleased to know he wasn't searching that had — it makes him feel better, sine you know, caster has it hard around king arthurs. )

a place where the sea gathers
and others are hypnotized by its unique taste
we shall meet there and at that time!

( what does THAT MEAN? well, arthur will have to find out!!! )

[ Yeah, he’s going back to texting now because this doesn’t seem like it’s going well. On the one hand, definitely seems like something the Merlin he knows would say. On the other hand, that’s extremely frustrating. ]

So you’re saying I have to guess what time you want you want to meet at a restaurant on Crystal Beach?

[ That’s the best he’s got, okay. ]

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