text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

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[holyswordwielder]

[ Yeah, he’s going back to texting now because this doesn’t seem like it’s going well. On the one hand, definitely seems like something the Merlin he knows would say. On the other hand, that’s extremely frustrating. ]

So you’re saying I have to guess what time you want you want to meet at a restaurant on Crystal Beach?

[ That’s the best he’s got, okay. ]