text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[gwenhwyfar]

i like how he doesnt do that to me
i can share my food with him
he's good company

and why should i be on your side

[observing]

you only wish to see me in pain
you won't be the first so don't feel honored!!

because when i die he comes with me

[gwenhwyfar]

nonsense
perhaps you should have thought about upsetting him in the first place
it's like picking a fight with gwyn ap nudd so what did you expect?

i already know youre an old man so i am not worried