text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

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[pathfind]

i'll admit he gave me quite the surprise at first!
i'm happy he wasn't the type to hold grudges
we may have started on the wrong leaf, but we're right in our element now

[ grand geronimo is earth meta ]

hmmm
i think i'd personally like him to see a more peaceful future than that
but just in case when he's older, i can help teach him to watch our backs
don't worry, we'll make the best team and keep you safe!

oh, right
i forgot to ask, but have you noticed if he likes music?

[launch]

Of course he won't hold a grudge, he's such a nice boy!
Besides, I doubt it's even possible to hold a grudge against Mr. Cain. One smile and all is forgotten.

[ UGH grand geronimo wielding 8 katanas ]

Ah, excellent! Of course, it'd be much better for fighting to remain unnecessary, but... things have been quite a mess recently, haven't they?
So maybe at least for the sake of his own protection, Mr. Cain could teach him a few tricks!
I might join, too. Maybe I'll pick something up... ! ٩(๑> ₃ <)۶♥

Hmm... I haven't really checked yet.
But he doesn't seem to mind when I play my own music... ! Maybe he's fond of rock?

[pathfind]

your words are like music to my ears!
or, well, we're exchanging them in writing, so...
like a beautiful painting to the eyes?

[ of geronimo holding the whole grid in his tentacles. ]

is rock the name of the music you showed me before?
i can kind of see that
if you like it, he'd probably enjoy it too

i was asking because
hmmmm
do you remember the street troupe that passed by our building last week?
it might have just been my imagination, but i thought geronimo was listening from the window
or more rather, he might have been watching the drums
it hit me how that's something he might be good at

[launch]

Mr. Cain will make me blush... !

[ UGH love that for him he's an one man army ]

Yes, it is!
Ohh... this is very interesting. What an astute observation! As expected, Mr. Cain is the most reliable!
If Geronimo wants to try the drums, I should hurriedly procure a practice set... yes, to start him off.
Thanks to his many appendages, I'm sure he will be excellent at it!
Would you like to come watch, Mr. Cain?