text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[yumenope]

... May I further inquire to what it is?

[holycurse]

The man who sold it to us said it was called a chickitten? Though it's already the size of a housecat by now.

[yumenope]

So a cat with wings, is it?

[holycurse]

That sounds about right! It meows as well, though the sound is a little different from your average cat.