text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[tekhartha]

[BLINK MOTHERFUCKER]

I was concerned, too, to begin with. But I believe he is in excellent health. And he purrs!

[Sort of. Attached is an audio clip of something that sounds like a dying engine, with the silvery sound of Zenyatta's laughter in the background.]

[gwenhwyfar]

[ If she knew what an engine sounded like... ]

it sounds cursed
or some sort of fae cat

[tekhartha]

A fae cat! How delightful! He is far too gentle to be cursed, I think.

[gwenhwyfar]

there is a fae cat in this world
i am fairly certain it is

cursed doesnt have to mean fowl!
anyone can be cursed and look disfigured

[tekhartha]

I see! You must forgive me- I am not familiar with curses. They do not, to my knowledge, exist in my world.

Or perhaps I have simply never been cursed.

[gwenhwyfar]

youre not supposed to know that you're cursed
that's part of the point next to a curse aside from punishment