text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[launch]

Of course, I will make sure to take the best care of Geronimo.
Though he does seem rather... against being fed anything that isn't bodily fluids... he doesn't like it!
The problem is, I'm not sure if mine are okay, since I'm not human.
Should I look for donors?

[observing]

ah yes, he's sort of picky when i made him!
wish gran didn't have such a strict diet when making this offspring :(
i'm sure we can find people willing to donate, theres a few women who have their monthly still right?
i wonder.. if we can have their pads. or tampons.

( someone who has a big sized pussy. )