text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

text | username: inaban

[dereban]

I just got her pretty recently, but Io is very photogenic and super cute.

Un: deadoralive

[chronicgambler]

whoa those eyes

[dereban]

They sure are something, aren't they?

[chronicgambler]

a charmer tbh

[dereban]

It's her special ability.

un: piercedyourheart92

[piercedyourheart]

[ well, that's relevant for personal reasons! ]

shes so cute!!
any particular reason for the name?

[dereban]

Yeah, actually.

I kind of named her after a friend of mine. Iori. It would have been weird to name her 'I' or 'Ori', so I decided to go with Io. Like the Jupiter moon or the Greek goddess.

[piercedyourheart]

jeez
shes got 3 names in 1
its really clever! i give her a 13/10
3 extra points since im biased toward the name

[dereban]

Guess so.

I was thinking of my friend first since I miss her, but sometimes you wind up getting a little creative. It's a cute name, anyway, and she seems to like it a lot. Which is the important part here.

[piercedyourheart]

when inspiration strikes how can you say no
and yeah that would the most important part lol
does she actually respond to her name? i know some cats do and some dont