text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[accurately]

A playful cloud.

[downswing]

Soft?

[accurately]

Very. His fur is well cared for.

[downswing]

A court dog.

[accurately]

Merlin isn't allowed on the court for his own safety.
I will accept his presence on the bench.

[ Midorima plays basketball, Merlin would get trampled.. ]

[downswing]

No. The dog of a royal court.

[accurately]

I take it those are commonplace where you are from.

[ It certainly wasn't Midorima's first thought, after all. He's a modernish boy. ]

[downswing]

Yes.

Your dog would suit. Long life and health to him.

[accurately]

Thank you.