text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[canids]

( legosi is avoiding the picture of the rabbit. his girlfriend is a rabbit. it's really weird to see that one. )

I'm not sure...
I hope so.

( his last beetle passed away recently... )

He is a little different from insects I've seen back home, so anything is possible!