text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

un: 45rabbit

[inthebuilding]

He is a dog?

Yokohama** eff you phone

[foxtouched]

It's what he's said. What were you comparing him to?

[inthebuilding]

A dog.
[ Awkwardly. The intonation he'd meant to inflect on the "is" of the last text message hadn't been picked up on. ]

[foxtouched]

Then I'm glad I've had three to look after back home.
I think he's a little better than just any dog though.
He doesn't tear things up!

[ Text is hard. ]