text, un: phantompaws

[yumenope]

It’s truly a tragedy that all the attention has been given to the mostly two legged inhabitants of this fair world. Therefore, I propose a simple solution.

Please post the most flattering picture of your feline or canine companion. We will then proceed with assigning it an arbitrary number, let’s call it one to ten, that seemingly corresponds with how fetching it is.

( yes, this is “please rate my pet”. yes, this is a mockery of rate my ass and the like. yes, he’s fully intending on rating your pets. )

Comments

[launch]

Yes, it is a creation made by Mr. Merlin!
Isn't he just so talented? I'm in awe of his ability!
I'm guessing you're an acquaintance of his, being familiar with this kind of thing... ? Are you impressed, too? (◕ᴗ◕✿)

[holyswordwielder]

[ He's really not sure how to answer the question about him being an acquaintance of Merlin’s. Yes? But also definitely no??? So he’s just gonna super not subtly skip over it. ]

Well, he does like flowers. I suppose Geronimo is... something along those same lines. I think your roommate was telling me about your pet the other day and he explained that Merlin created it.

So, yes, I agree that Merlin is exceedingly impressive when he chooses to use his magecraft. He is probably the most powerful magus alive where we’re from. He does enjoy using his ability in the most surprising ways sometimes.

[ Like helping his king get laid so he can have a child who’ll be a better king that Merlin can sort-of-but-not raise. Yeah, a tentacle monster is only just a little less weird. ]

Did he make Geronimo specifically for you or did you decide to adopt this, um, charming creature?