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[ssrs]

careful, iris! if you wash your nesting materials too often, it'll weaken your sanguis' scent! take care of your hormones and always re-scent your materials IMMEDIATELY after washing!

send this to 5 people you know to spread the message, or else your nesting materials will wash out!

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[gunshow]

I see...well, it's not really like I have a specific Iris, but I do end up with a lot of missing clothes...

I just feel bad giving them out so dirty, you know?

[ HE'S THINKIN... SO HARD... ]

[dissimilates]

you do have quite a few irises. maybe it's time to make the rounds to check up on them.

1/2

[gunshow]

[ ah ]

[gunshow]

Hold on, that's not what I meant!!

[dissimilates]

[ >:D ]

What if they cleaned the clothes they got from you and lost your scent?

1/2

[gunshow]

[ you're awful ]

That's true that it would be bad if they weren't expecting that to happen and it turns out to be stressful...

[gunshow]

My scent isn't that hard to get though?! Is it...

[ foot, continue to meet mouth ]

[dissimilates]

[ ryuu...... why do you make it so easy......... ]

what if they're too shy to ask

[gunshow]

[ who're the real wolves here ]

Shy? Do you suppose so...?
I hadn't really thought about how my clothes go missing!

[dissimilates]

[ STILL THEM

ryuu is a golden retriever rn tho ]

so that's why I could smell you everywhere during sanguis.

[ ...no, he can't. ]

[gunshow]

[ he doesn't know that. ]

You could?! Where's "everywhere", even?!

[dissimilates]

[ do you hear laughter? you're not imagining things. ]

everywhere is everywhere, ryuu.

[gunshow]

[ WHIPS UP ]

Aren't you just teasing me?

[ssrs]

must be cause ur so nice
people just end up taking ur shirts cause they know they can get away with it
or maybe... ryuus actually a big player?

[ HMMM ]

[gunshow]

PLAYER?!

[ssrs]

must be
i didnt expect that from u, yknow... a wolf in sheeps clothing huh

[gunshow]

Ah, no! Really!
Sanguis may make it look a certain way, but it's definitely not like that at all...

[ he's DESPAIRING itaru ]

[ssrs]

really?
cause ryuu-san's definitely got the looks for it
got all these iris falling over themselves, huh?

[ :) ]

[gunshow]

This is just how my face looks though!!
What should I do...

[ssrs]

a playboy face??
well, ur not wrong
i guess ur just stuck being a player forever

[gunshow]

Umm, well
I wouldn't call it that myself, you know! But I guess it's not the first I'm being accused of it...

Maybe if I just do really un-playerlike things, it'll be okay!

[ssrs]

what even constitutes as 'un-playerlike'?

[ gaming 15 hours a day, maybe... yes. ]

[gunshow]

[ that's still a lot of 2D waifus?? ]

I put myself on the spot, didn't I...
Should I ask for less sexy roles for work?!

[ssrs]

doubt thatll help tbh
a guy like u would look good even in a potato sack, so
i think u just have 2 come 2 terms with it