TEXT | UN: Enterusername

[dragonfall]

I have a folding, padded deck chair for free to whomsoever wants it. It hovers and possesses a self-cooling and self-heating cup holder.

It is somewhat burnt on one side and requires repair.

Comments

UN: TachibanaS

[triggerhappytraitor]

What happened?

[dragonfall]

Nothing happened.

[triggerhappytraitor]

Spontaneous combustion from whatever makes it hover?

[dragonfall]

Nothing happened, I said.

[triggerhappytraitor]

But it's burnt

[dragonfall]

Yes.

[triggerhappytraitor]

What burnt it

[dragonfall]

Nothing.

[triggerhappytraitor]

Exothermic reactions have root causes

[dragonfall]

This is true.

[triggerhappytraitor]

And knowing the cause determines if the repair is simple or would need a close look at any internal workings to prevent a repeat incident.

[dragonfall]

The incident won't be repeated.

[triggerhappytraitor]

Accidental damage, rather than a design defect then?

[dragonfall]

...Yes.

[triggerhappytraitor]

Understood. I'll pass.