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[dragonfall]

I have a folding, padded deck chair for free to whomsoever wants it. It hovers and possesses a self-cooling and self-heating cup holder.

It is somewhat burnt on one side and requires repair.

Comments

UN: TachibanaS

[triggerhappytraitor]

What happened?

[dragonfall]

Nothing happened.

[triggerhappytraitor]

Spontaneous combustion from whatever makes it hover?

[dragonfall]

Nothing happened, I said.

un: smoothrhymes

[whosaysdajare]

The cup holder still works❓🤔

[dragonfall]

Yes. That part was not damaged.

[whosaysdajare]

AND it hovers❓🧹✨

I'll take it ✋😄

text; un: xiaoxingchen

[mingyues]

Last time it was sugar and now a chair.
You are very generous
I am afraid I do not have use for it but if I may ask, do chairs normally hover here?

[dragonfall]

I've no need for the chair, as I had no need for the sugar. Tossing it would add yet more to the copious amounts of waste this city seems to generate.

Yes. There are many models that hover.

[mingyues]

Again, that is truly very thoughtful of you
Ah
Are
Are they safe?

[Text, UN: bardic_uncertainty]

[have_hat_will_travel]

On one hand, taht chair functionality actually sounds prety cool.

On the other, now I'm super curious about what the hell happened.

[dragonfall]

Nothing happened.

[have_hat_will_travel]

So it came to you burnt???

I've heard of a lot weirder so...

un: anema nera

[goingsoft]

Just a quick tip on, you know, people?

You've probably noticed, but they really like to know why things have been on fire in the recent past. There's this thing you can do to avoid that called lying.

This place is weird. You can just say you had a bad encounter with the chair-immolating moon fairy and nobody will question it. Works for me all the time.

[dragonfall]

This is a posting with the intent to offload items, not to receive unsolicited advice.

[goingsoft]

That's why it's called unsolicited advice, genius.

text; un: Entrapta

[enginehairing]

I'll repair it! And take it too if you still want to get rid of it after that.

[dragonfall]

Then the item is yours. You are the first to stake a claim.

[enginehairing]

Fantastic! I've been wanting to fiddle with the hover tech here.

Where should I pick up your singed chair?

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[zooming]

where does someone find something like that?

[dragonfall]

[ Beep boop sending the address to a shop in Level 3. ]

In Lunatia many an item comes with extra functions. I typically avoid them as they seem superfluous.

[zooming]

[ RIP Shang Yu and his shopping problem...]

Thank you. A lot of things here aren't familiar, it's very different back home. But I have learned not to stop and listen to all of the salespeople.

un: 1stQadrMargaFan

[wearingguess]

Wow!! How much repair does it require?
Or rather
To what extent does it still function?

[dragonfall]

A moderate amount.

The hovering mechanism is what requires the most repair.

[wearingguess]

I can easily enchant if I ever need it to hover, so that is no problem. Are you certain you require no compensation?