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[dragonfall]

I have a folding, padded deck chair for free to whomsoever wants it. It hovers and possesses a self-cooling and self-heating cup holder.

It is somewhat burnt on one side and requires repair.

Comments

[dragonfall]

I find myself more desirous of a chair that is merely a chair, and has no other functions.

[wearingguess]

In that case, why not set it on fire again? No doubt at some point it will lose its additional abilities.

[dragonfall]

That seems grossly negligent.

[ Not that he hadn't thought about it after putting it out originally. ]

[wearingguess]

As you say, then.
Should I bring a plain chair to trade?

[dragonfall]

No, the item already has a new owner.

[wearingguess]

I see...
I see



Well, it cannot be helped.
Do you still want the plain chair?

[dragonfall]

No, I have plenty of chairs.

[wearingguess]

[ brag :/ ]

Then I am glad it all worked out for the best.