prismatica | [Video] Un: Michel♥ (Slightly backdated to the triple moon)

[While this post is locked to the one person he didn't want to see, Eikichi has messed up and ends up addressing the entire network instead of his close personal friend group. This is possible why the details are a lot more vivid than anything he would normally post.

He looked troubled about it too. It doesn't help that currently during the triple moon, he looks like someone tried their hand at their first OC.]

S-so uhh...babes! You gotta help me. Miyabi and me? I think we're finally gonna get serious about it! Y-you know. That way. We've been holding it off and hugging and keeping it pretty tame but..but I uh...well now I got these things... [He means the tentacles. He's pointing at the tentacles with both his human hands.]

Look, sometimes they act on their own and like I've had to hold them back recently with a large wooden spoon, and do you know how hard it is to hit yourself like that? It's like kicking your own ju--okay no that's too much information Eikichi, s-sorry!

[Exhale. Inhale.]

So u-um...I don't want this to end up like a really weird hentai and ruin the mood. I know some of you are Iris like me so d-do you have tentacles and like...d-do you have tentacle warmers? Gloves maybe? Something to cover them up I guess? [He's trying to bad but he's blushing just at the idea okay.] S-should I tie them up? Hell, what if she gets a mouthful of wings or horn? Urgh, I dunno what to do!

You gotta help me, please!

[If only he knew the plea for aid would reach the entire network, he might have reconsidered.]

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[HOLY CRAP. The tentacles all move in surprise like somehow they feel they gotta make themselves bigger?]

Uh...man dude I'm sorry. Do you just feel your feet fuse or...shit no n-never mind what I said.

[Then he turns beat red.]

H-how do you even tell that to someone? Hey babe, have you ever wanted to be part of The Dream of the Fisherman's Wife?

[ The camera pans back up to show Cehd'ra's fanged smile as he shrugs. ]

Eh, s'no pain and it was only really unsettling the first time it happened. 'Naught to worry over!

[ If he's not genuinely fine with it by now he's doing a damned good job at faking it. But back to 'Michel's' problem. ]

As for how...you have lain with them before now, have you not? For me, 'was a bit heat of the moment when it came up the first time. 'Won't lie, probably it's wiser to ask 'fore things become too heated.

The direct way's not a bad approach in my experience.

Lain with them?

[We're sorry friend. Eikichi sometimes lacks a few bolts in the obvious department.]

[ Oh dear. ]

That's a no, then? Y'haven't swived.

[ Calling it 'swiving' instead of 'fucking' probably won't help either but... ]

Swiving...is that a type of dance?

[Bless his little clean mind.]

[ Oh dear. ]

It's...'know.

[ Cehd'ra makes the universal gesture: forming a ring with the fingers of one hand and 'thrusts' into it with a pointed finger on his other hand. ]

'Swiving'.

[He stares at him for what seems like hours (but just a few seconds) before his face turns redder than the outline of the tentacles in question or his eyes.]

...oh.

[Still looking like he wants to die, he adds;]

No we haven't yet.

[ Cehd'ra has the decency to look chagrined at least, shifting as (just outside of the camera's view) his tail twists in on itself uncomfortably. ]

Oh. Well...'can take my advice with an onze of salt if you rather, in that case.

[ Let's just walk this back a little, Cehd'ra does still want to help. ]

Right then. I'm guessing that's something y'both want eventually, aye?

[Thank you kind stranger for being like this and tolerating him.]

N-no it's good advice regardless! You're not telling me to eat it or tear it off, so that's already better...

....yeah we do. It's just, I want to be ready in case I get the Iris but you know? I got lucky so far, but I've heard what Iris people can be...

Eat it? Gods be good, some'f the folk that use these...

[ Cehd'ra shakes his head in disbelief. He'll admit that he's easy going to the point of it being a detriment at times but the bitterness in some of the messages he sees are just too much. ]

But aye, I know what you mean about Iris. They get thirsty, 'think that's the saying around here. [ His ears twitch as his cheeks start to pink. He may have some first hand experience with the Iris blessed. ] All the more cause t'talk it out before it gets to that, I say.

It's really weird, honestly.

[Eikichi feels the same. It really can be weird.]

I'm surprised I managed this long. But the dam is gonna break sooner rather than later...and the tentacles aren't helping my thoughts? [He's not the only one blushing.] Yeah. I think that's the best thing to do. Just gotta maybe write it down on my hand or somethin' before speaking with her.

Eh, there's a good idea, write it down first.

[ Why didn't Cehd'ra think to suggest that? ...because he's lucky he can write at all. ]

Just remember: be honest. 'Don't have to be eloquent or fanciful about it, s'long as the words you use are true.

[Video] Un: Michel♥ (Slightly backdated to the triple moon)

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