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AMERICA ★ Alfred F. Jones ([personal profile] herocomplex) wrote in [community profile] prismatica2019-05-05 08:11 pm

002 | ( VIDEO + ARTWORK?? ) | MAY 5th

[ The feed clicks on to show America in a suit for a change. He looks super official! His video post is going to be a lot more wordy than his last one since he's gotten his bearings here. Congratulations if anyone bothers to hear what he has to say. ]

Heya Lunatia!

[ Looking formal and acting formal are two completely different things for him. ]

My names America-- well, that's one of my names, I guess! Some of you who have met me and some of my other colleagues may know us by different names, but I'm here to clear some things up for ya! Take a second and look at what I have to say. I drew a kick ass lit AF graph for you guys to follow if you get confused! [ actually the graph is more confusing to look at.. ]

[ He turns around a notepad to show off his artwork. Such beauty. Such.. close minded thinking. ]



Hahaha! So, yep, I learned how to draw when I spent a lot of time in New York, but hopefully you can see everyone here. I tried to draw him as accurately as possible!! So yeah. Some of them aren't here, but it felt weird leaving them left out when we used to be divided up into these groups long ago.

Anyway, moving on.. you may have met me as Alfred, but my real name is America, or the United States! We're sort of, hmm.. spirits of our representative country? Basically, history is our lives-- we're very connected to our culture and citizens. We've been through it all from beginning to present, so that kind of means.. we're a little bit different than average humans! We can't really die-- kind of-- and we don't really have to eat to survive, we're supes-dupes strong, but we feel pain. Oh my god, we feel a lot of pain. It hurts sometimes! But we help aid our country back home. It's a lot of hard work, but it's a really rewarding job even if we're sometimes forced to do things our bosses say. We age differently, too.. I'm actually..

[ He pauses, visibly counting on his fingers. ]

242.. even older than that. Also, the whole birthing thingy you guys have? Yeah, it doesn't really happen! We just kind of appear out of nowhere in case you were curious about that. So, I celebrate my birthday on July 4th since it's important to me! That's coming up soon! Start thinking about presents for me, hahaha! Fuck, my existence is weird.

Anyway, I hope everyone can understand! If you have any questions about us, let us know! We're here to protect our citizens and anyone who needs help! That's all I wanted to address to everyone, thank you for listening!



[ A brief pause as he shuffles through his paperwork and.. artwork, and then he glances up at the camera. ]

Any nations listening to this presentation, just letting you guys know, we should organize some world conference meetings together monthly, just to make sure we're all on the same page of thinking while we're here in a different world! After all, I need all of you to be my sidekicks through this, okay?
menphina: (i had to pretend)

« not here »

[personal profile] menphina 2019-05-06 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
[ But rest assured she is deadpanning this with Viet at some point and consoling her. There there, sister. Just say the word and get him wrecked. She loves her small boobers and all. ]
coasts: (❚ 49)

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[personal profile] coasts 2019-05-06 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
need me to beat him up
amant: (daddy)

[personal profile] amant 2019-05-06 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
If it were cotton candy then perhaps you would actually enjoy it?

[ VALID POINT. ]

I'm surprised that you are trying to schedule meetings. I imagine it would have been Germany doing that but he can't be too charmed by what you wrote under his caricature...

hoasen: (Taiwan: NOOOOOOOO)

also not here

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
[WAILS. JUST BECAUSE SHE'S SO SKINNY!!!!

But beat him up anyway he probably likes it.]
hoasen: (rewrite)

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
He has an unfortunate case of super strength where he's absurd...you might have to wait until Sanguis moon just to do it.

[That wasn't a no.]
hoasen: (oblivion)

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 01:32 am (UTC)(link)
[TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT. HMM.]

I do not but it requires experimentation.

[HmmmMMMMmmm. Actually she has half of one about whether or not being here without their lands around would mean they're immortals but that's something else. She just wants to beat him up.]
coasts: (ᴜʜʜʜ???)

[personal profile] coasts 2019-05-06 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
christ
there's so many of you
if you didn't come off an ass i'd say this whole thing's pretty cool
loewenbien: (158)

[personal profile] loewenbien 2019-05-06 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
Really? some can get scary though!

like when they smother you?!

that's why smaller ones are cuter!

but I like them in all sizes. when you like them all, they're all really fun!


[ Mostly because Vane loves Viet's, but. ]

guessing you haven't seen that many huh?
coasts: (44)

[personal profile] coasts 2019-05-06 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
i can take him on now

[ SAMATOKI NO ]
amant: (BITCH SAY WHAT?)

also not here.

[personal profile] amant 2019-05-06 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ CHILDREN DO NOT MAKE HIM PULL THIS CAR OVER. ]
ciao: (when I'm feeling alone)

[personal profile] ciao 2019-05-06 01:39 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't worry about that so much, Vietnam... American standards are very different.

Personally, I find that your size works perfectly for your frame. Besides, it has no impact on your overall beauty.
swordstho: (let me face the sound & fury)

[personal profile] swordstho 2019-05-06 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Tsukumogami. Spirits of objects. [ a slightly amazed pause. ] Japan-sama would be able to explain it if he were here. [ HE STILL CAN'T BELIEVE..? ]

I am waiting patiently for explanations then, America-sama.
menphina: (seeing as it has nothing to do)

[personal profile] menphina 2019-05-06 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
[ Okay she wants to be a little grouchier about that, but... ]

Hi, America. I suppose you liked that a lot, aye? ♥

Do superpowers usually burst out as quickly as yours do, though? That might be dangerous.
hoasen: (Taiwan: NOOOOOOOO)

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[SAMATOKI NO SHE LIKES YOU INTACT.]

If you do, you'll need a plan! but you don't have to, your intention is enough.
hoasen: (Taiwan: NOOOOOOOO)

LOOK!

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[BUT DAD.]
hoasen: (SPITTAKE)

half here

[personal profile] hoasen 2019-05-06 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait let her choke first.]
harai: (pic#12519007)

[personal profile] harai 2019-05-06 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose it makes sense if there is one nation that the others would also exist. But Japan is...

[Hold on, he must refer to this super duper helpful diagram.]

Honda-sama? Being a Japanese sword, I would be very interested in meeting him, if also a little intimidated, I think. Vietnam is sweet, though, and I'm glad to have met her.

[He can be wholesome if he doesn't insult boob sizes, boyo.]

Ah...peanuts?

[He doesn't think his art looks like nuts?]

I think we have some manga at the Citadel with some art style similar to your own, though.

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